The Let's Play Archive

Pokemon Crystal

by Chorocojo

Part 18

Whitney easily has the cutest gym ever. IT's funny nobody ever notices it.

Hazo posted:

But doesn't her Miltank effectively consume its own lactations in order to regain health during battle?

No I mean literally her Gym is cute. Nobody ever notices it though. Doesn't Goldenrod Gym's layout look kind of odd? Well if you were to map it out...


This gym smells a lot like flowers and is all pink and

Oh, everyone here has cute Pokémon.

Lovin this attack.

Quick while it's asleep ! INITIATE TENDRIL LASH ATTACK! >:O

Aww, they're hugging.

Awwwww, back to sleep.

I should go out and train more. :I

Awww, he's sleepin.

I dun wanna wake him.

Abra #063

Psi Pokémon
Height: 2'11" Weight: 43 lbs.
Habitat: Urban Types: Psychic
Abra needs to sleep for eighteen hours a day. If it doesn't, this Pokémon loses its ability to use telekinetic powers. However, it uses a variety of extrasensory powers even while asleep. Using its ability to read minds, it will sense impending danger and teleport to safety. Observation revealed that it teleports to a different location once every hour. When it decides to teleport, it creates the illusion that it has copied itself.

Well it's not really cute... but then she's not ugly or scary looking...

Lol, what's Insomnia?

Drowzee #096

Hypnosis Pokémon
Height: 3'03" Weight: 71.4 lbs.
Habitat: Grasslands Types: Psychic
Drowzee is said to be a descendant of the legendary creature, Baku, the eater of dreams. Drowzee puts enemies to sleep, then eats their dreams. If your nose becomes itchy while you are sleeping, it's a sure sign that one of these creatures is standing above your pillow and trying to eat your dream through your nostrils. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children's are much tastier, though nightmares occasionally make it ill. Drowzee remember every dream they eat; if you sleep by it all the time, it will sometimes show you dreams it has eaten in the past.

What the hell is that thing?

Psyduck #054

Duck Pokémon
Height: 2'07" Weight: 43 lbs.
Habitat: Freshwater Types: Water
Psyduck is constantly wracked by a headache. When its headache intensifies, it starts using strange powers. However, it has no recollection of its powers, so it always looks befuddled and bewildered. When Psyduck uses its psychokinetic powers, it generates brain waves that are supposedly only seen in people in deep sleep. This discovery spurred controversy among scholars. It apparently can't form a memory of such an event because it goes into an altered state that is much like deep sleep.

Ok, this may be the cutest thing ever.

Oddish #043

Weed Pokémon
Height: 1'08" Weight: 12 lbs.
Habitat: Grasslands Types: Grass/Poison
It's scientific name is Oddium wanderus. At night, it is said to walk a large distance on its two roots, sowing its seeds. Oddish searches for fertile, nutrient- rich soil, then plants itself before sunrise. The more fertile the soil, the glossier its leaves become. This species manages to grow by absorbing moonlight. During the daytime, it buries itself in the ground, leaving only its leaves exposed to avoid detection by its enemies. However, if you try to yank it out the ground, it shrieks horribly. While it is planted, this Pokémon's feet are thought to change shape and become similar to the roots of trees.

Ok, now we're ready for the gym.

Oh, we're gonna fight?



Oh crap, it's the first one's sister. It's here for vengeance!

Oh god, it's her other sister! Here for DOUBLE vengeance!

Somebody draw three sentret assassins. I'm too lazy

I want to join this gym.

Me too!

That is totally a man.

This was an expertly timed screenshot.

This attack is proving so useful.

Oh. It must've had a horrible reaction to it. :x

Poisonpowder kinda screws with my whole "Put them to sleep then slice their arms off strategy."

Oh god wait, there's residual powder still on the ground.

I'm sorrrry!

Hi! I'm Roxy!

I was given a killing-machine as a joke by an asshole but I caught some cute ones so I am too!


I get to see cute stuff though, right?

Roxy vs. Whitney

Oh that is cute.

Aww, what's it-



A couple Slam's later...


That is the cutest pink cow I have ever seen.




and again!

As long as it doesn't w-

Yeah, Guess how long this lasted.

Hahahaha, no. Just stay in that Rollout mode though.


No I'm not...

Don't call me a child, you.. you baby! <>


...stop iiiiiit...

Big baby.

Well I didn't know she was such a BABY.

Yeah that'd be nice.

TM45 contains Attract.

Yeah I don't wanna join this gym anymore. Not if it's full of big whiney CRYBABIES.

Three badges!

Yes I know there is a temporal anachronism paradoxy thing. With the order. Don't question it. Just go with it.