The Let's Play Archive

Pokemon Crystal

by Chorocojo

Part 35

It's like a cow but with three tails... also a penis.

Sleeeeepy cow.

Tauros #129

Wild Bull Pokémon
Height: 4'07" Weight: 194.9 lbs
Habitat: Grasslands Types: Normal
This pokémon is not satisfied unless it is rampaging at all times. If there is no opponent for Tauros to battle, it will charge at thick trees and knock them down to calm itself. A rowdy creature with a lot of stamina, when Tauros targets an enemy, it charges furiously while whipping its body with its long tails. After heightening its will to fight this way, it charges at full speed. Once running, it won't stop until it hits something. These violent Pokemon fight with other members of their herd in order to prove their strength. They fight each other by locking horns. The herd's protector takes pride in its battle-scarred horns.

Back near Ecruteak

Maybe we should stay out of that place for now...


Well yeah I kinda gotta get across. :I


Oh god I keep seeing Suicune.

Ok that is worse than Suicune.

Just get in the ball and stay awaaaaaaay
Arbok #024

Cobra Pokémon
Height: 11'06" Weight: 143.3 lbs
Habitat: Grasslands Types: Poison
Stage 1: Evolves from Ekans
To intimidate foes, it spreads its chest wide and makes eerie sounds by expelling air from its mouth. The pattern on its belly appears to be a frightening face. Transfixing prey with the face-like pattern on its belly, it binds and poisons the frightened victim. Weak foes will flee just at the sight of the pattern. The ferocious warning markings on its belly differ from area to area; six variations have been confirmed thus far. This pokémon is terrifically strong in order to constrict things with its body. It can even flatten steel oil drums. Once Arbok wraps its body around its foe, escaping its crunching embrace is impossible. With a very vengeful nature, it won't give up the chase, no matter how far, once it targets its prey.

Mahogany Town
Welcome to the Home of the Ninja!

Caaaaaaaaaaaaandy! Let's just check this shop here and-

Hmm, I don't see-


Magikarp are not useless. <> They aren't that cute but they taste like honey-glazed ham. Wait, Gyarados?

What's a Gyarados?

Are Gyarados what Magikarp become? I'mma go see after I go to the gym.

Well I-okay.

Yeah that Gyarados thing is there.

Headin up to the Lake o' Raaaaage. Gee, that's an odd name.

No, I suck.


Oh god he's got that film stuff.


Lake o' rage.


I'm not too sure I like Gyarados now.

It's a what? D:>
I should go buy some balls. :I


Golbat #042

Bat Pokémon
Height: 5'03" Weight: 121.3 lbs
Habitat: Caverns Types: Poison/Flying
Stage 1: Evolves from Zubat
Golbat loves to drink the blood of living things. It is particularly active in the pitch black of night. This pokémon flits around in the night skies, seeking fresh blood. It becomes active on inky dark moonless nights, flying around to attack people and pokémon alike. Its fangs easily puncture even thick animal hide. Golbat strike from behind and bite down on prey with their four fangs. It can drink more than 10 ounces of blood at once. If it has too much, it gets heavy and flies clumsily.

Roxy is a fan of Classic Rock.

Haven't done this in a while...


It looks so happy.

Heracross #214

Singlehorn Pokémon
Height: 4'11" Weight: 119 lbs
Habitat: Forests Types: Bug/Fighting
Heracross see their horns as a source of pride. They gather in forests seeking the sweet sap of trees. It is completely clad in a steel-hard shell. Heracross are usually docile, but if disturbed while sipping honey, it chases off the intruder with its horn. Heracross charges in a straight line at its foe, slips beneath the foe's grasp, and then scoops up and hurls the opponent with its mighty horn. This pokémon even has enough power to topple a massive tree. The sharp claws on Heracross's feet are planted firmly into the ground or the bark of a tree, giving the pokémon a secure and solid footing to forcefully fling away foes. With its Herculean powers, it can easily throw around an object that is 100 times its own weight.

On the way back to the lake:

Aww, Fuzzy. :3

Venonat #48

Insect Pokémon
Height: 3'03" Weight: 66.1 lbs
Habitat: Forests Types: Bug/Poison
Venonat is said to have evolved with a coat of thin, stiff hair that covers its entire body for protection. It possesses large eyes that never fail to spot even miniscule prey. Its eyes act as radar, enabling it to be active in darkness. The eyes can also shoot powerful beams. In a bright place, you can see that they are clusters of many tiny eyes. Lives in the shadows of tall trees where it eats insects. The small bugs it eats appear only at night, so it sleeps in a hole in a tree until night falls. It is attracted by light at night.

And next time we'll see what we can do about that Gyarados.