Part 59Well while we're here outside Cerulean, we should catch stuff. :I
Oh my god it's all pink and clowny.
Wait.. I hate clowns.
Mr. Mime #122
Height: 4'03" Weight: 120.2 lbs
Habitat: Urban Types: Psychic
Mr. Mime is a master of pantomime. Its gestures and motions convince watchers that something unseeable actually exists. Once it is believed, it will exist as if it were a real thing. It uses the mysterious power it has in its fingers to solidify air into an invisible wall. If interrupted while it is miming, it will slap around the offender with its broad hands.
Let's get the hell out of here before the clowns come back.
East of Fuschia City
IT'S SO PINK AND CHUBBY.
Height: 3'07" Weight: 76.3 lbs
Habitat: Urban Types: Normal
Chansey lays nutritionally excellent eggs on an everyday basis. The eggs are so delicious, they are easily and eagerly devoured by even those people who have lost their appetite. A gentle and kindhearted species, Chansey shares its eggs if it sees an injured Pokémon. It walks carefully to prevent its egg from breaking. However, it is extremely fast at running away. Few in number and difficult to capture, it is said to bring happiness to the trainer who catches it.
Awww, she's so cute.
Well just this one that I caught...
I dunno.. that doesn't sound like something cute..
You promise it's cute?
Bye bye Placenta
Now you *swear* this thing is cute, right?
Aww, it must be a cute little birdy.
OH GOD WHAT IS THIS?!
[ Screenshot Missing ]Fossil Pokémon
Height: 5'11" Weight: 130.1 lbs
Habitat: Mountains Types: Rock/Flying
Aerodactyl is a species from the age of dinosaurs. It was regenerated from genetic material extracted from amber. It is imagined to have been the king of the skies in ancient times. It flies with high-pitched cries. Aerodactyl was a ferocious monster that went for its victim's throat with its serrated saw-like fangs. Gliding on its outspread wings, Aerodactyl shrieked a high-pitched cry.
SHE SENT ME A GARGOYLE.
Hey.. she ran away...
The Aerodactyl's name is Aeroy, btw
Aww, she's got a lil' whupass stick
Height: 1'04" Weight: 14.3 lbs
Habitat: Mountains Types: Ground
It loses its mother after birth. It wears its mother's skull, never revealing its true face. Cubone pines for the mother it will never see again. Seeing a likeness of its mother in the full moon, it cries. The stains on the skull the Pokémon wears are made by the tears it sheds. If it is sad or lonely, the skull it wears shakes, and emits a plaintive and mournful sound. Its cries echo inside the skull and come out as a sad melody.
Oh man, I'm depressed as fuck now.
According to the map if we head south we can see the lush and beautiful Viridian Forest.
...Don't forests have trees? All I see are tree stu-
GIANT SPIDER OF SPINDLINESS AND POISON
Long Leg Pokémon
Height: 3'07" Weight: 73.9 lbs
Habitat: Forests Types: Bug/Poison
Stage1: Evolves from Spinarak
Ariados's feet are tipped with tiny hooked claws that enable it to scuttle on ceilings and vertical walls. This Pokémon constricts the foe with thin and strong silk webbing. It spins string not only from its rear but also from its mouth, making it hard to tell which end is the head. Rather than making a nest in one specific spot like Spinarak, Ariados wanders in search of food after darkness falls. A single strand of a special string is endlessly spun out of its rear. The string leads back to its nest.
This what happens to Pokémon trainers who defy the spider gods. <>
I guess it's cute... kinda.
Height: 1'04" Weight: 13.2 lbs
Habitat: Forests Types: Electric
This Pokémon has electricity-storing pouches on its cheeks. These appear to become electrically charged during the night while Pikachu sleeps. It occasionally discharges electricity when it is dozy after waking up. When it releases pent-up energy in a burst, the electric power is equal to a lightning bolt. Whenever Pikachu comes across something new, it blasts it with a jolt of electricity. This intelligent Pokémon roasts hard berries with electricity to make them tender enough to eat. If you come across a blackened berry, it's evidence that this Pokémon mistook the intensity of its charge. Pikachu raises its tail to check its surroundings. The tail is sometimes struck by lightning in this pose. When several of these Pokémon gather, their electricity could build and cause lightning storms.
This place looks kinda nice. Nothing here but a gym, though.
Lego! After playing with the Lego for a while, Roxy and co. leave. No Gym Leader=No Gym Battle.
Pallet Town, eh?
Do-de-do dudu Do-de-do dudu Do-de-do duduuu deduuu
(I fought a bunch of Cooltrainers on this route with high-level stuff. What they were doing on a route with L.2 Rattata and stuff I don't know.)
... Can it really be a town with only three buildings?
I want a sign like this. :I
Well he's obviously not in Pallet Town... hmm..