Let's kick this pig.
Roxy vs. Red
Match 1: Yippy the Wooper vs. a Goddamn Pikachu
My friendship is more powerful than your friendship!
D'awww! NO. YIPPY. DON'T GIVE IN!
If it hadn't charmed it wouldn't of survived that...
Good, use it on the rodent.
Match 2: Prof. Kissum the Jynx vs. A huge fucking frog with a tree on its back.
MIND STAB >:O
Match 3: Heavy G the Graveler vs. Motherfucking Charizard
Heavy G is too cool and made of rock for that to work.
No one can stop Mista Graveler!
Trapped... in vortex.... Text... becoming Shatnerfied
Match 4: Cleo the Xatu vs. a Clairvoyant Nekomata
Cleo just shrugs it off.
Match 5: Honeypot, Lord of Nepenthes the Victreebel vs. Hydroblasting Tortoise
Go to sleep.
"KNEEL BEFORE NEPENTHES."
Match 6: Claude the Kingler vs. a Fatass Narcoleptic
Yes, please raise your Sp.Def while my Kingler smashes your face.
I can do this aaaaall night.
Ow, it hit Claude with its ass.
Hmm... Maybe I should heal her. :I
Now how did that deal damage. <>
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
Queue whatever victory music you want.
Dun, Do de dun, do de duuuuun, do dun dun, dun de dun dun dun, do dun dun, dun de dun dun dun
Thanks Nintendo, Creatures, Inc and Game Freak.
Yup.. that's it go... eh?
Oh god no...
Oh god I have no idea what happened, we lost audio. So intrepret that as you will. All I could make out was something about payback and selling images to 4kids and oh god what the hell.
Well, after a heavy dose of epicness, deus ex machina, confusion, brutality and good old fashioned adventure, I'd say that about closes it. Dear god I have no idea what's going on.
This ending fucking sucks, it's like they were just setting it up for a third part.
Misty & Shoryugget and Roxy & Yippy will be waiting in Sinnoh.