Part 2: Episode One: Just Another Day
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No.
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I'm not going to do that. I already did it.
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So there was a part you DID miss, eh?
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See, was that so hard? If things are going so well, what happened to your Caddy?
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Sonny, out of deference to the respect I have for you from the events of last year, and my own reverence for the rights of women and their centuries-long fight to gain equal footing in our social structure, I am NOT at this moment making a whip-cracking noise.
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It is a struggle, let me tell you.
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But I am bearing it, nobly, for your sake and theirs.
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I am history's greatest martyr.
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Oh, hey! Full detective now, huh?
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Your smartass skills are improving. Most impressive, my young apprentice.
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Uh... hey, how about we get going? I'd love to see the station again. Now that you look less like an amorphous blue blob...
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That's excellent. In fact, it's so cool I'm going to pretend what you just said makes sense.
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Oh, this and that. I wouldn't worry about it. Mostly because I can't explain it to you and don't intend to try.
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I was just wondering the same thing. Let's hope we have some time before we find out, because I doubt you're going to like it.
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You know, you don't have to go over it in your head like that. You could just look at it like you used to.
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Again, out of respect for you I will forbear commenting on the keychain.
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You know who stores their money like this, Sonny? Hobos. Hobos and old people.
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Sorry, Sonny, but it's a finite resource. I've got to replenish my stock after all that respecting you I did earlier.
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It is good to see you, though, Sonny. It's been too long.
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Entryway seems a little more cramped, but there are more rooms. Where to first?
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What thing?
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Oh, don't worry about that. It'll be gone in a second. Just my new little helper.
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Don't you mean... your aim?
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Oh boy!
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Just like old times.
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S. Bonds, Esquire.
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What?
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You never forgot it before.
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Why would I even know it?
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Damn it. Okay, give me a minute.
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Happy now?
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Hey, why do you have that poster up if you're seeing Marie?
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Examining the poster posted:
You took this picture at the beach. Marie has signed it 'Love, Marie'. What a girl!
That's nauseatingly cute.
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm sure no information about this gun will come in handy at any point in the future.
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Don't worry about it.
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Are you still obsessed with these things?
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Wow, couldn't have telegraphed that one more if you tried, buddy. It's okay. I'm not judgmental.
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Just joking, Sonny! Anyway, it's not like it's even physically possible for you to shoot me once, much less fourteen times.
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What?
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...fine, fine.
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Are you done now?
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So what's this about adjusting your gun?
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Hey, who's that?
The mysterious policeman posted:
You watch as Traffic Officer Mario Gelepsi books evidence.
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Alright, alright.
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Nice. I don't remember anything like this at the old place.
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Gets loud in there?
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That what sh... ahem. Right, you are still armed.
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What, you aren't going for the headshot?
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I was joking! Joking! Spare me the lecture this time. I want to see you shoot more stuff.
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That's weird. You were pointing right at the middle.
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Huh. So what now?
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...Sonny, you did not just whip out a screwdriver, crack open your gun, and start messing with shit in there.
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Don't you have... like, mechanics or something who can do this for you?
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I never saw you doing this stuff before.
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Got it! Right! I wasn't watching. Shoot the target some more.
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I hope you understand exactly how exhilarating this is, Sonny.
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Uh... yeah. That's... real good, Sonny. I think you twisted that screwdriver enough now. Let's try it again.
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Oh, good, because I-
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Oh, lord, please let this end soon.
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Great, wonderful, you can now slaughter your enemies wholesale. How about we get out of here?
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I think I actually need a breather, Sonny.
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Yeah, just for a few minutes. I'll be back soon to see your new office. Can't wait!
Next time on Police Quest: Mugged in Memory Lane
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