Part 91: Bonus: Under Hades

Here, have some bonus content.

He loves me! Oh, I knew it!
Dark Master, stop talking crazy!
I've got to see him again. Tonight! Tanya knows where he lives--
Katrina, please! Will you get your head out of the clouds and back underground where it belongs?
I'll sneak into his room. Then Tanya will dance around to get his attention and then we'll go--
Down here is your home! Dark Master, listen to me. The living world, it's a mess. Life as the dead is better than anything they got up there!

The flowers is always greener
At somebody else's wake.
You dream about going out there,
Now that is a big mistake.
Just look at the world around you,
Right here on the coffin board!
Such wonderful things around you!
What more is you looking for?

Under Hades
Under Hades
Darling it's better
Down where it's deader
Take it from me!

Down in the town they work all day,
Under the sun they slave away.
While we're devoting
Full time to bloating!
Under Hades!
Bwa ha ha ha!


Down here all the dead is happy,
As under the graves they roll.
The dead on the land ain't happy,
They sad 'cause they rest no mo'.


But dead that don't rest is lucky,
They in for a worser fate.
One day when the dead get hungry,
Guess who gon' be on the plate.


Whoa no!
Under Hades!
Under Hades!
Nobody beat us
Turn us or keep us
With lock and key!

We what the clerics loves to croak,
Under Hades we off the hook.
We got no troubles
Death is the bubbles!
Under Hades!
Under Hades
Under Hades!
Under Hades

Since death is sweet here,
We got the beat here,
Naturally
Naturally-y-y


Even the shadow and the wraith,
They get the urge and start to play.
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under Hades!




The vamp play the amp,
The alp play the harp,
The mohrg play the board,
Now they sounding sharp.
The skel play the bell,
The zomb play the drum,
The banshee devours souls.
yeah

The wraith he can play,
The ghoul well he rule,
The wight it can fight,
The mummy be cool,
The ghost and the ghast,
They know where it's at,
And oh that lich he lords!




(Music break)

Under Hades!
Under Hades
Under Hades!
Under Hades

When the gangrene
Begin the beguine
It's music to me!
Music is to me
What do they got,
a lot of glands?
We got a hot
necrotizing band.

Each little rat here
Know where it at here
Under Hades

Each little slug here
Cutting a rug here
Under Hades

Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Where you a rotter
Yeah we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under Hadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss!

Dark Master? Oh, sombody's got to nail that girl's fangs to the coffin.