Part 92: Bonus 2 (by Ze Pollack): Prince Nike

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MEANWHILE, IN A MUSICAL DIMENSION

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Make way for Prince Nike!
WHAT UP! It Prince Nike!
Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar!

You's gotta lotta nerve, callin me dat!

Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!

Bullsh-

Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way! Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!

Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Nike! Fabulous he!
Hero of Shapeir
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm.
Brush up your sunday salaam!
Then come and hear his spectacular list of deeds!

Hey, I helped too!

Prince Nike!
Mighty is he!
Von Slartibartfast
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!

He stabs bad guys in the face
Shows up other fighters with grace
Who follows the paladin's ways?
Why, Prince Nike!

He can climb a high cliff in a sandstorm.
In the desert he walks worry-free.
He returns those who're cursed to their old form.
Is he all that great?
Listen up, mate.
He's a heroing prodigy!

Prince Nike! Magical he, Von Slartibartfast
There's no question this Nike's quite cunning.
Casting spells, arcanely he's swell
Never ordinary, never boring
WITty indeed!
Everything about the man just plain impresses
Well, get on out in that square!
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
Adjust your veil and prepare
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Nike!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!



He scared off the fire elemental
(He's pretty scary, pretty scary)
Ground the earthy one into the floor
(A tricky one, a cunning one)
Forced the wind into service judgemental
(Glad to work for him)
Raseir's Sultan knows his subjects owe
Their fountain to guess who's lore?
To Nike?
Prince Nike!


Prince Nike!
Heroic he! Von Slartibartifast
Heard our land was in a bind tragic to see
And that, good people, is why
He hitched a ride and dropped by
With mighty muscles, a bright shiny sword
With sneaky fingers, a good head, and more
Things were getting worse and we needed a person
It's generally awesome to be
Make way for Prince Nike!

Not gonna lie: this right here more or less rocks.