Part 17: Episode XVII: I am Vengence. I am the Night.
Episode XVII: I am Vengence. I am the Night.
When last we left our heroes, they switched discs, causing the entire observatory building they were in to lower an entire floor. Has no one heard of building fucking stairs? With that said, let's begin...

Umbrella hates astronomy. Until their viral escapades take them into...space. You heard it here first, folks! Wesker had to make it to that spy space station somehow.

Outside the observatory is a church. I'm sure people ducked in here to confess their sins after their shifts of sawing off baby's arms and injecting them with viruses to see if they'd grow tentacles but before getting back to the cutting people open and pouring super heated Ramen noodles onto their brain stem. Viral Ramen noodles...

The door is, of course, locked.

The back is also locked. And the elevator is without power. So, what the hell?

Why, another utterly contrived 'let's split up our characters' puzzle. The plate Billy is standing on is pressure sensitive. Instead of doing something sensible, like putting one of the bulky weapons in their inventory down...









Well, that's a remarkable waste of space between the seats here. We're they expecting to back the Popemobile into the center of the room, at some point down the line? Is that why the observatory lowers?

The back room reveals... Absolutely nothing, other than some ammo and a save point... Right, then...
Rebecca shrugs her shoulders and heads back outside...


What will it be, folks?

A crazed mutant priest?

A zombie panda?

Frank Zappa?

If you choose any of these three... You're wrong...


It's just a big ass zombie bat.


Five minutes later...
















































So, our heroine circumvents the head high gate to the church back yard by climbing onto the roof and climbing down a ladder leading to the back. Why there's a ladder with direct access to a church roof, the world may never know.



Thus, the saga of the most out of place church in history comes to a close.





Tune in next time for yet another contrived partner split-up, dopey item collection galore, and more files than you can handle!
Bonus Content:
Rebecca learns to fly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpbniMKJiYs /Backup