The Let's Play Archive

Riviera: The Promised Land

by Didja Redo

Part 16: Return from Hiatus


In light of this new development, I believe I speak for all of us when I say "Screw Riviera."
(Seconded.)
Hear hear!
Word.
Is it really necessary to sit so close to the ocean?
By the way, has anyone seen Reiche anywhere?
Nope!
Good.



Oh, hey Serene. Ledah. What have you two been up to?
Notice how suddenly there's nobody on this beautiful, sunny beach but us?
I wonder why that might be.



What exactly do you think you're doing?
Sunbathing.
Sunbathing. Really. How nice. How does this facilitate the process of digging for crystals, pray?
Don't need to dig. Just look around. Billions and billions of crystals, as far as the eye can see. 'S called "sand". Take your pick.



I hear there are demons at Tetyth now.
I will defend Elendia.
If you're tired, make sure to get some rest.
I pray for our safety and success.









.......Christ.......you two......are dull........



CHAPPI-SAAAAAAN
YOU CAN REFORGE SWORDS, BUT CAN YOU REFORGE OUR BROKEN RELATIONSHIP?
Not when I'm on break. Piss off.



Oh, so this is where everyone disappeared t-



oh
oh my
everyone's all bronzed and sweaty
how very...delectable
come here so i can cover your supple little bodies with sunscreen























Aww damn! I JUST remembered. I got a meeting with some of the boys, down at the, uh...the place. Where we meet. So, uh, imma get going.
Yeah, and all this sunshine's not good for my complexion. Or my broody demeanour. I'll see you guys later.
I'd better get back to the smithy. Weapons don't forge themselves, you know.
help us chappi-samaaaaaa
GET A FUCKING COUNSELLOR. JESUS.
We should really return to the caves. Ritz.
...yes sir.
I WILL DEFEND ELENDIA
YOU SHOULD REST IF YOU ARE TIRED



just us then
don't mind me. why don't you all go for a dip and i'll just
observe





























So. Where were we?




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