Part 5Happy New Year, goons! My work let me out an hour early, and I wasted no time. Now where were we Ah yes, Wendel.
Anyways... Jail Bait couldn't face her grandfather after she ran away, so Tits talked to him alone.
That's no way to treat your elder, Tits!
Thankfully, Faerie saves the day.
Sounds like fun, let's release 'em!
What Me, aw fuck.
Apparently, I'm King Arthur, only a lot sexier girl
I wanna be inside Tits too
Because the priest has old, wrinkly balls. Faeries want sexy girls.
But swords are so awesome.
You read me thoughts! You've got the shinning!
You won't weasel your way out of this one, whore.
Well, there was a video game named Sword of Mana, so I'm pretty sure it's important
Story time, fellas.
Can I wish Goku back, or has that been used too many times
Well, in that case...
ITS BACK TO THE WATERFALL CAVE!
Oh no, I can't get across! What do I do
Faerie will help me!
Well no shit I can't fly, who do I look like, Peter Pan
WHOA! I CAN WALK ON WATERFALLS! Jesus ain't got nothin' on me.
Whelp, a little traveling through the cave, and we come to an end... But wait!
Jesus Christ! A giant enemy crab! (You PS3 haters are now officially retarded, the SNES had giant enemy crabs before it ever did )
I attacked it's weak point (the eyes) for massive (lol) damage.
HE'S GON' BLOW
A winner is me!
Another addition to my growing army!
(if you haven't noticed, I love this emoticon)
Whelp, let's get going. Better summon the Faerie to cross the waterfall. HERE WE GO!
They knocked Tits and Jail Bait off the cliff, what the fuck do you think they were doing
My bad! Sorry, citizens of Wendel. You may be dead because this Faerie forgot to seal the damn path.
Uh oh, here comes a narrative...
It's the Mana tree!
Nice job picking some skank that can't cast any magic as your hero.
AGENTS ARE GO! AGAIN!
Hey... this is VERY similar to the opening scene... Could it be
Well, back to the story...
Hey, Tits is awake!
Prison What did I do cop
Hey, is that...
IT'S KACEY! By the way, that video you did with Jenna Haze was really hot.
Oh, you sly devil, you
Well, here they are! The female dream team!
Where are we And where will we go Only time will tell! Be sure to tune in for my next update! School starts soon, so hopefully I can put in enough time between this, my part time job, and classes.