Chip: "I feel like I'm looking at a promotional poster for a Harry Potter movie."
Snark: "Harry Potter: All Growed Up."
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories (which shall henceforth be called "ShatMemz") is a
The game follows Harry Mason, writer and professional funny-face maker, as he struggles to search for his missing daughter in Silent Hill while being endlessly distracted by shiny objects, things that make a lot of noise, and his irrational urge to prank call every phone number he sees.
Well, rather, we're in therapy, recounting the story to our douchebag doctor, Dr. K, who I assume has been hired to help us overcome our addiction to prank-calling. It's a choose-your-own-adventure story except the story isn't… actually… really… "affected" at all by your choices, just the ending.
I did a blind run. And I recorded it in a most impressively awful way. So, along with cruddy audio and pretty damn irritating commentary due to being an excited little sperg to play this game, it made for a heinously ugly, shitty LP. So I made a good LP too, which shows off as much as possible within reason/sanity and is recorded like someone who actually knows what they're doing. As a result of it being a blind-run, I didn't know when to cut off the episodes, so the blind run and good run episodes will not be "synced" in regards to game progress.
The Blind Run was a "terrible dad" run, and the Good Run is a "start off a sex-crazed jerk to get a certain character, then try undo it and see if we can get a good guy ending" run. Let's see if it works!
|Here's the introductory movie which plays when you idle for too long on the start screen of the game.|
|Intro/Rant: I'm not trying to make you hate this game.||YouTube|
|I love my daddy.||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Psychologically freaking out||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|A Lovely Family Home||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|I love the woods||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|The Choking Game||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Fuutbawl||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Hackers||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Dahlia||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Hello Nurse||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Stupid, Sexy Lisa||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Mall Madness||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Cinefone||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|I love my daddy AGAIN||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Tons of Wiggly Snakes||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Tigers and Candy||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|The End||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Copyright-friendly version of The End||YouTube|
|First Nightmare and Car Trouble||YouTube|
|Gitchur hands outter yer pants||YouTube|
|Queerus Pantus Removus||YouTube|
|Not the right kind of stressful||YouTube|
|DEEP HURTING, PART 2!||YouTube|
|What Did She Say?||YouTube|
|Objects in the Rearview Mirror||YouTube|
|DEEP HURTING, PART 3!||YouTube|
|Sure Do Like Sarcasm||YouTube|
|Changes 01!||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Let's Explore The First Nightmare!||YouTube|
|Changes 02!||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Let's Explore The Second Nightmare!||YouTube|
|Changes 03!||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Let's Explore The Third Nightmare!||YouTube|
|Let's Talk About RawShocks||YouTube|
|Changes 05!||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Let's Explore The Fourth Nightmare!||YouTube|
|Changes 06!||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Let's Explore the Fifth Nightmare!||YouTube|
|Changes 07!||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|
|Changes 08!||Full Commentary||Cut Commentary|