Part 38: Day 28: The Pink Wedding
Day 28: The Pink Wedding
Girls go home. There's a shark,
Looked like it was pretty great to me.
More fun than hanging with this lot, anyway.
Poor Kirby.
The cat hates Psycho Serum.
Feeling's mutual.
Even in a terrible mood, Kirby is a good person
Rex is in that stage of drunkenness when it's all energy, all the time.
Kirby no! Go to bed! Jesus!
I'm glad Meme didn't put clothes on for the journey home.
Oh no!
The dog is upset
So's Rex.
Look at the awesome thing I found in the buy catalogue
This is even better! if you haven't seen Despicable Me, go watch it
Okay.
Hey wow it's almost like we're having a big event here...
Awww! Volcano Style brings in the (ancient, soggy, yellow) newspaper!
He brings it to Rex
Good boy!
Wakey wakey, it's a big day!
Yup
Yup
The guestlist is a bit anemic, the game decided that no one knows McOgre or the twins, or anyone else we've met. Sorry guys!
Excellent.
19LL hops on the computer with an idea for a wedding gift for Meme.
Careful there kids...
A bath to soothe his shattered nerves.
Oh for crying out loud.
Guys.
Kirby blows it by going straight into casual conversation.
Meme tries to get him back on the right track.
This will end in tears.
Oh, who's this?
Hi lady!
Wait a second...
OH MY GOD
Meme stops flirting for long enough to greet the woman and accept her wedding gift.
Woo!
We will!!
Oh yeah...
omg
Great, she's gonna be puking her guts up just as the guests arrive. Fuck that floor thing.
Awwwwww I love him!
Thread, meet Paper Lion - he's a kitten adopted from the shelter as a gift to Meme and a friend for Anoia. He's also the cutest thing this house has ever seen.
Yess
Oh my gosh look at how smart he is.
Shit. Everything's breaking and the place is a tip.
The cat's either horking up a hairball or eating shit off the floor...
AND THE FIRST GUEST IS HERE EARLYWe said TWO, Chariots, you fuck!
I KNOW
Buffet!
Mop!!
"is that her wedding dress? well, mustn't judge."
Six of Spades writes his magnum opus.
Hi Hbomb!
Excited?
Pizza!
Oh are you serious. Chariots you are the worst party guest.
Mr Moon
The rest of the Britgoons, plus Rarity and Seb, roll up on time.
Not you too.
In an effort to get people outside, Rex starts inexpertly strumming on that guitar that no one's touched in weeks.
Haha this is Seb's formal gear.
And this is Rarity's.
(meme you're not ready yet!?
)
Kirby has a nervous breakdown in the garden.
Torgo Pendragon shows up, stomps on our pizza, and leaves.
Shut up Rarity. Why is everyone such a dick today?
On her wedding day?!
Kirby makes a quick recovery.
Serum isn't impressed.
He's pretty sure he could do a better job himself.
Goddammit.
"HEY MEME THIS PARTY ROCKS"
Lotus tries to be sociable. Unfortunately she picked Wateyad to try with.
The colours...
Outside, 19LL waits patiently to see his bride.
Wow.
"Huh. Not bad for a fixer-upper."
Here we go.
So happy!
Everyone's supposed to gather round to watch. The crowd is sluggish today.
Sorry, Kirby.
Serum's icy heart melts just a little.
"This was the brightest idea I've ever had."
"Maybe she'll even do my laundry!"
At least he can pretend he's crying with happiness.
Rex is so goshdarn genuine.
Where's everyone else?
Oh. Well, never mind, let's carry on without them.
Hbomb is here. That's what matters.
'scuse me, something in my eye
"I've seen better."
The Rains of Castamere starts playing.
"Hey Hbomb. Maybe we should get married."
Fistpump!
I think Seb forced Rarity to come to this thing.
Confetti starts flying!
Hbomb applauds!
Liars.
Meme sure had fun.
19LL is taken aback, to say the least.
Oh Hbomb no.
BOO! PARTY!
This is becoming a tradition.
"I like that guy's style."
You're welcome.
"this place could use a jolly good clean"
The Sims clearly doesn't put much stock in premarital living arrangements.
Thank god for the Legendary Host reward.
Rex's party is still ongoing.
Bless his little heart.
Awwww
The newlyweds.
Wait -
it all gets a bit too sickly-sweet for Psycho Serum.
Lotus is still having fun too. Indoors. On her own.
Kirby's hiding in the bathroom.
The revelry continues long into the night.
Whup-
oh there you are.
You cannot be...
Happy wedding day!!
On his wedding day.
The drinks are still untouched.
While 19LL cleans himself up, Kirby and Meme have a rendezvous in the other bathroom.
Oh, guys.
Sort of happy for maybe the first time in his life, Kirby leaves feeling full of hope.
END OF SEASON 1
ROLL CREDITS (click for music)
Season 2 begins soon! meaning the thread will carry on as usual