Part 88: Soul Nomad Ending Spectacular!
Soul Nomad Ending Spectacular!
I'm back, with ALL of the remaining regular endings! Let's get right to it.





You need to shape up! Come on!
Where'd that warrior go who saved the entire world? We only pulled that off because of how hard you tried!
Have some dignity! This is why Lady Layna-er, Virtuous treats me like a kid. Cuz you can't act mature!
I mean, I'm already a grown-up, so it can't be me.
Now, time for child care training!


I mean, y-you'd be in big trouble if your, uh, wife left you alone t-to take care of your kid...
A- and I just wouldn't feel right i-if you couldn't e c-counted on with a kid.

Now that everything's peaceful, you're right back to playing games.
Hey, Sepp girl. Whatever happened to your priest training? How's that coming?

Hey! Since when do you get to lecture me? If you don't mind, we're in the middle of a training session!




Okay, that's it for today's training. Let's go!
Lady Virtuous, I was informed you requested our presence?

Layna sent me a report from Drazil. She says the formalization system has been overturned. Everyone can be unique now!


I'm kinda sad there won't be as much of your face around...









Where's my hotpods?! Those were a gift from that Sluggo guy!






Hey, kid. Does she ever call you by name? She doesn't, does she? That's not very nice, is it, kid?


He wont' even let me in! He says he can't give me free food anymore!
Now that he's a big-shot restaurant owner, he doesn't have time for me. It was such a nice place, too.
Grr... that's it! I'm gonna go see Vangogh! I bet he'll feed me!

As long as you're going, could you take a letter for me?



Now just hold on! You can't leave yet!


Lame as always, I bet.
Huh? Haha! Hey, take a look at this!

Euphoria's ba-! Ahhh! D-don't look at that!



That's why I don't call you by name! You're just you and we're just us!
So don't... don't look at it!!!
Danette's Male ending is almost identical to her female one, with the main difference being why she wants you to learn how to take care of babies. The main thrust of this ending is still a general overview of what's been going on and what you'll see in the other endings.






Hey, how come there's so man kids, anyway?


Are they Endorph's? Or that eagle-eyed guy we found drifting at sea? Or maybe that guy from Raide?!


That's how it has to be, but I'll still be very sad.



Well maybe I'll just go however far I want!


I guess it's time I moved away from him, too.
...
Hey... do you... like older women?


You're making me blush...
Ahh, I'm sorry. It's only natural for us Nereids to try and seduce the men of other races... it's in our blood!


Really, did you expect anything else from Juno's male ending? I don't think there's anything more to say except one final big up to Penn, the greatest pimp in all of Haephnes. Stay real, my man, stay real.












You really are...?


...
So, what the hell are we doing here? I mean, really?




Hey...
Why am I still alive?


No...
What am I supposed to do...?





Hey...




...No, nevermind.
It finally made its way into this barren land. I don't want to pick it just yet.






*sigh*
I gotta drop by the farm real quick!
*pant pant*
I got some seeds.
I dunno what they are, but...


This is one of the endings which caused me to just transcribe these from another source, because this was going to require me to play through the whole game again. It only takes maybe four hours if you skip all the scenes but I was also going to have to do it again for the male version too. Anyway, Levin survives if he's number one before he leaves, and this is one of his two endings. I think it's pretty funny that he still gets all flustered talking to a girl.












You really are...?


...
So, what the hell are we doing here? I mean, really?




Hey...
Why am I still alive?


No...
What am I supposed to do...?





Hey...




You've been following me forever. And it's getting pretty annoying.
Don't you have anything better to do?


I don't need you around. So take off already! Or else I might just eat you.


Hungry, huh?




Same windup, different result. Levin's endings are pretty good, which makes it such a shame that they take so much damn effort.



Henchman: Hey! Here they come, up ahead!

How exciting!


Of course, if you weren't here, I don't know what I would do...
Hmhm. A year ago, I never would've dreamed I'd be doing something like this with someone like you...
I'm such a bad little girl!


Are you happy with the rebel you've turned me into?
Henchwoman: Hey... don't you think they're a little too peppy for such a big operation?
Henchman: Eh, whatever works. They've always been that way, and we always win.
Just remember what they always say- Don't die, and don't kill.


Henchmen: Believe me, you're much better off with them being carefree like this.
Henchwoman: Yeah, well, I guess we're all here by choice. If things go well, fine.
But if it turns sour, I'm outta here.
Henchman: You shouldn't underestimate the Miss. She goes out and parades around, and she's still not on any wanted posters!
Something about her personality is just... different. Oh, and that trap out there? That was her idea, too.
She might not be a musclebound meathead, but she's tougher than she looks.
Man... Sarge is so lucky...
Henchwoman: So that's what it boils down to, huh? A grade-school crush? Typical.
Like you said, they might seem nice, but Sarge'll kick your ass in a heartbeat. Don't get any wise ideas.

After we're done with this job, maybe we should go see her.


Oh, the caravan's here! Everyone, prepare yourselves!
Henchpersons: Yes, ma'am!
Driver: Ah, the wheel! It won't... move! It won't move!?





Driver: Wha-? You... you're the Good Day Gang!

Well then, an extra good day to you, Mr. Blockhead!
Now, I've been informed that you've been doing some very mean things!
Naughty, naughty boy! As punishment, we're going to take all your shiny toys away from you!
Everyone, if you please!

Henchmen: Yes, ma'am!
Tricia's ending is one of the funnier ones. It also sends you to a special hell to get it, because Tricia has the most annoying to use combo skill of all. It's seriously horrible to grind points up with her, and I think I died to some random crap in inspections at least once failing to get hers before I said screw it lo those many months ago. In fact you can probably blame Tricia for these taking so damn long.
Anyway, those are the rest of the endings. Finally.