Part 88: Soul Nomad Ending Spectacular!
Soul Nomad Ending Spectacular!
I'm back, with ALL of the remaining regular endings! Let's get right to it.
Male
You're 18 already!
You need to shape up! Come on!
Where'd that warrior go who saved the entire world? We only pulled that off because of how hard you tried!
Have some dignity! This is why Lady Layna-er, Virtuous treats me like a kid. Cuz you can't act mature!
I mean, I'm already a grown-up, so it can't be me.
Now, time for child care training!
Why...?
I-it's for our future!
I mean, y-you'd be in big trouble if your, uh, wife left you alone t-to take care of your kid...
A- and I just wouldn't feel right i-if you couldn't e c-counted on with a kid.
Hmph. At it again, I see.
Now that everything's peaceful, you're right back to playing games.
Hey, Sepp girl. Whatever happened to your priest training? How's that coming?
Oh, that's... ya see...
Hey! Since when do you get to lecture me? If you don't mind, we're in the middle of a training session!
You're telling me to get out? Hmph, you Sepp kids just don't have any manners.
It's our first summons since she woke up!
Okay, that's it for today's training. Let's go!
Lady Virtuous, I was informed you requested our presence?
Haha. There's no need for such formalities. I've got good news!
Layna sent me a report from Drazil. She says the formalization system has been overturned. Everyone can be unique now!
...
Hey, don't give me that look. It's a good thing!
I'm kinda sad there won't be as much of your face around...
But I'm sure it'll make young Layna feel better. Hmhm.
And listen closely... you can no longer hear the cry of the world, can you?
Freaking hell! Hey, stupid cow! You ate my entire stash of hotpods! I don't believe this!!!
Gig, it wasn't her.
What? You sticking up for her?
Hmhm. That's right!
Oh, no... don't tell me. It was you?!
Where's my hotpods?! Those were a gift from that Sluggo guy!
Gig... Odie is no longer the 'slug' he once was.
I can't believe you in there still can't remember names. You're always using those strange nicknames.
Fine. I'll stop saying that once you stop calling me 'stupid cow'.
Hah! Not a chance.
Hey, kid. Does she ever call you by name? She doesn't, does she? That's not very nice, is it, kid?
Hey, I know where to get some hotpods...
What, you mean his place?
He wont' even let me in! He says he can't give me free food anymore!
Now that he's a big-shot restaurant owner, he doesn't have time for me. It was such a nice place, too.
Grr... that's it! I'm gonna go see Vangogh! I bet he'll feed me!
Oh, wait a minute!
As long as you're going, could you take a letter for me?
She said she's got a nice, dependable person by her side!
Now just hold on! You can't leave yet!
Hey, look...
Hm? Oh, this must be another one of those drawing she sends with the letters.
Lame as always, I bet.
Huh? Haha! Hey, take a look at this!
Heeey! I got a letter back! She had it!
Euphoria's ba-! Ahhh! D-don't look at that!
I-it's nothing. You're just... You're you and I'm me!
That's why I don't call you by name! You're just you and we're just us!
So don't... don't look at it!!!
Danette's Male ending is almost identical to her female one, with the main difference being why she wants you to learn how to take care of babies. The main thrust of this ending is still a general overview of what's been going on and what you'll see in the other endings.
Male
It's okay. It's a baby boom!
Maaan! Everyone's too busy with these stupid babies to play with me!
Hey, how come there's so man kids, anyway?
W-well, you see... it's because the soul cycle's back to normal... and now that they can have kids again, they...
No, no, I don't mean that. I mean, whose kids are these?
Are they Endorph's? Or that eagle-eyed guy we found drifting at sea? Or maybe that guy from Raide?!
Penn, why are your eyes twinkling...?
My dear Penn, I think you'll be all grown up pretty soon.
That's how it has to be, but I'll still be very sad.
Hey, I'm kinda bored. Can I go exploring?
Okay, but don't go too far!
Boo! You never let me have any fun!
Well maybe I'll just go however far I want!
He's reached that age, huh?
He's starting to move away from me.
I guess it's time I moved away from him, too.
...
Hey... do you... like older women?
...
D-don't look at me like that.
You're making me blush...
Ahh, I'm sorry. It's only natural for us Nereids to try and seduce the men of other races... it's in our blood!
Really, did you expect anything else from Juno's male ending? I don't think there's anything more to say except one final big up to Penn, the greatest pimp in all of Haephnes. Stay real, my man, stay real.
Female
Hey...
What?
Why do you keep following me?
I dunno...
It's been like a whole year. Aren't you tired yet?
I could ask you the same thing.
You should know damn well by now what I really am.
Yeah. I'm the same thing.
Yeah, I heard that. I still can't believe it.
You really are...?
Yup. I even ate a soul.
I see...
...
So, what the hell are we doing here? I mean, really?
We're on a journey.
Heh. How many times have you answered my question like that?
Like, around 900?
...
Hey...
Why am I still alive?
Maybe someone wants you to be alive?
Sis...
No...
What am I supposed to do...?
Search for her.
Maybe...
...
Hey...
Oh, Levin... that red thing.
Huh? Oh, it's a flower...
It's so pretty.
...W-wait up a second...
...No, nevermind.
It finally made its way into this barren land. I don't want to pick it just yet.
You're right.
Pretty soon, it'll start tossing out seeds on its own.
That's true.
It'd be nice to see some flowers in bloom next time we come through.
I'm sure it'll be really pretty.
Yeah. But no... n-not as p-pretty...
*sigh*
I gotta drop by the farm real quick!
*pant pant*
I got some seeds.
I dunno what they are, but...
Let's just plant them.
Yeah, okay...
This is one of the endings which caused me to just transcribe these from another source, because this was going to require me to play through the whole game again. It only takes maybe four hours if you skip all the scenes but I was also going to have to do it again for the male version too. Anyway, Levin survives if he's number one before he leaves, and this is one of his two endings. I think it's pretty funny that he still gets all flustered talking to a girl.
Male
Hey...
What?
Why do you keep following me?
I dunno...
It's been like a whole year. Aren't you tired yet?
I could ask you the same thing.
You should know damn well by now what I really am.
Yeah. I'm the same thing.
Yeah, I heard that. I still can't believe it.
You really are...?
Yup. I even ate a soul.
I see...
...
So, what the hell are we doing here? I mean, really?
We're on a journey.
Heh. How many times have you answered my question like that?
Like, around 900?
...
Hey...
Why am I still alive?
Maybe someone wants you to be alive?
Sis...
No...
What am I supposed to do...?
Search for her.
Maybe...
...
Hey...
What?
You need to stop following me.
Why?
Whaddya mean, why?
You've been following me forever. And it's getting pretty annoying.
Don't you have anything better to do?
Not really, no.
Yeah, well, feel free to leave whenever you want. I spent most of my life in solitude, anyway.
I don't need you around. So take off already! Or else I might just eat you.
Nah, I don't taste very good.
...
Hungry, huh?
Yeah.
That guy back there said something about a nice place to eat up ahead.
Wanna check it out?
Yeah, sure.
Same windup, different result. Levin's endings are pretty good, which makes it such a shame that they take so much damn effort.
Henchman: Hey! Here they come, up ahead!
Oh, are those the blockheads who've been tricking people into paying insane prices for their shoddy trinkets?
How exciting!
Trish, how are you doing?
Oh, I'm fine! With you by my side, I have nothing to fear!
Of course, if you weren't here, I don't know what I would do...
Hmhm. A year ago, I never would've dreamed I'd be doing something like this with someone like you...
I'm such a bad little girl!
You sure are.
And it's all your fault. Hmhm.
Are you happy with the rebel you've turned me into?
Henchwoman: Hey... don't you think they're a little too peppy for such a big operation?
Henchman: Eh, whatever works. They've always been that way, and we always win.
Just remember what they always say- Don't die, and don't kill.
Henchmen: Believe me, you're much better off with them being carefree like this.
Henchwoman: Yeah, well, I guess we're all here by choice. If things go well, fine.
But if it turns sour, I'm outta here.
Henchman: You shouldn't underestimate the Miss. She goes out and parades around, and she's still not on any wanted posters!
Something about her personality is just... different. Oh, and that trap out there? That was her idea, too.
She might not be a musclebound meathead, but she's tougher than she looks.
Man... Sarge is so lucky...
Henchwoman: So that's what it boils down to, huh? A grade-school crush? Typical.
Like you said, they might seem nice, but Sarge'll kick your ass in a heartbeat. Don't get any wise ideas.
Look at all these letters Danette's sent me. I feel like I've been taking her for granted.
After we're done with this job, maybe we should go see her.
I bet she'd be surprised.
Hehe. I bet you're right.
Oh, the caravan's here! Everyone, prepare yourselves!
Henchpersons: Yes, ma'am!
Driver: Ah, the wheel! It won't... move! It won't move!?
Hah! We got 'em!
Now! Go!
Good day!
Driver: Wha-? You... you're the Good Day Gang!
Oh heavens! You've heard of us!
Well then, an extra good day to you, Mr. Blockhead!
Now, I've been informed that you've been doing some very mean things!
Naughty, naughty boy! As punishment, we're going to take all your shiny toys away from you!
Everyone, if you please!
You got it!
Henchmen: Yes, ma'am!
Tricia's ending is one of the funnier ones. It also sends you to a special hell to get it, because Tricia has the most annoying to use combo skill of all. It's seriously horrible to grind points up with her, and I think I died to some random crap in inspections at least once failing to get hers before I said screw it lo those many months ago. In fact you can probably blame Tricia for these taking so damn long.
Anyway, those are the rest of the endings. Finally.