The Let's Play Archive

Space Quest 1

by Son of Bug Jug

Part 24: Page 24


Tee-hee... The hand is on his crotch.


Feeling-up the dead body was fun... Let's kick it up a notch.


Now we're talking!

Babe : You've got a lot of nerve coming back here, Roger Wilco.
Babe : After leaving me the way you did, you male Scum!
Babe : This is the last woman you'll ever dump on, right girls?
Girls : Right! Right!

I'm sorry, baby - take off the swimsuit and let's talk about it.

Babe : You said you had to be free to roam the galaxy.
Wilco : Wast that me?
Babe : Said you couldn't be tied down...
Wilco : I said that?

Babe : You'll be sorrier than you look, we'll see to that!
Babe : Into the sub, fly boy!

You can't tell me what to do!

OW! Now this is a pain that'll linger! All the Ben Gay in florida won't relieve this stiffness.

Kidding! Kidding... Of course you can tell me what to do.

I like where this is going.


Babe : I'll teach you not to run out on ME!
Wilco : Let me go b... witch!
Babe : Shut up! Your whimpering sickens me."

Good save, Roger.

Babe : Thoreen is quite knowledgable in the ways of torture.
Babe : I'll let you two get acquainted. Thoreen, do your stuff.
Thoreen : With PLEASURE, Zondra.

... Giant Dildo?

usually localized physical suffering associated with bodily disorder (as a disease or an injury); also : a basic bodily sensation induced by a noxious stimulus, received by naked nerve endings, characterized by physical discomfort (as pricking, throbbing, or aching), and typically leading to evasive action b : acute mental or emotional distress or suffering

... Did I fart?

Relax, ladies - what's the worst he could possibly do?