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... Listen and follow along as you laugh uproariously at my insightfully biting comments and brilliantly animated GIFs.
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Just in case you forgot who makes the series.
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No fancy title screens this time around.
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We are having waffles for lunch.
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(In case it isn't clear) While this is going on, you can hear a bunch of stuff getting knocked over. It's hard to walk around in darkness.
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Starcon : Abandoning your post. Deviating from mission parameters.
Starcon : Misuse of StarCon property.
Starcon : Disintegrating a fellow officer.
Starcon : Perpetrating a sequel without authorization.
Starcon : And consorting with a female of higher rank.
Starcon : Do you have anything to say for yourself before we pronounce sentence?
Wilco : Umm...
Wilco : Can't you guys take a joke?
Starcon : Do you have anything INTELLIGENT to say for yourself before we pronounce sentence?
Wilco : Uh, nope.
Starcon : Very well. It is the opinion of this tribunal that as punishment for your crimes against the StarCon Federation, you are to be decommissioned.
Starcon : You are hereby stripped of the rank of Captain.
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Starcon : You are no longer an officer of the StarCon Federation.
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Starcon : Your enrollment at StarCon Academy is hereby terminated.
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Starcon : However...
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Starcon : the SCS DeepShip 86.
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This is your commander speaking...
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So. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you...
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Meanwhile, in a deserted warehouse just outside the galaxy...
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Woman : Do you understand?
Others : Oh yes, we've got it, yes, yes, we've got it, oh, yes, right!
Woman : Good.
Woman : Now.
Woman : I believe you'll find him here...
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Woman : ... on shore leave.
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Narrator : Well, at least you got here with all your important parts -- your hands, your mouth, and your stomach.
Roger : Oh, great. Real wonderful! Nice beam job, you metallic piece of scrap.
Roger : Geez, this is snug. Real snug. Hmmmm. You know, actually this makes me feel kind of good. I remember when I used to wear my mom's... er, well, never mind. This is no time for nostalgia. I've got a serious extraction problem to work out first.
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