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Sprung (Brett)

by Slowbeef

Part 7: Did someone say Fetch Quest? (Part Two)




Chapter 6 - Did someone say Fetch Quest? (Part Two)

So, just to catch up, I have a hot Asian girl waiting by a hot tub. She has low blood sugar or some other pussy disease so I have to get her candy. I can't find any candy, though, so this hot hippy girl said she'd give me some if I gave her shrooms for some ritual she wants to do with me. And to get the shrooms, I needed to find my friend B's friend E.

E, also, I should mention has a crush on me - I basically have three girls into me right now and nowhere near enough time for all of them. All I had to do was get E to give me the shrooms without hurting her feelings. Or just use her to get them. Whatever.

I was so determined that while I running, I made this on my Blackberry:



Fortunately, I managed to pass a clothing store, and E just happened to be there. Talk about dumb luck! I figured she'd be in her room or somewhere more predictable, but what do I know? And what are the odds of her having shrooms on her here? Very good, actually. She brings her mushrooms everywhere. I don't know.



Her hands smell like fish! Ha ha, get it? Because I don't!

This was going to be tricky. I needed all the tact and social skill I could muster...

So, of course, I had nothing. What do I say, Internet?



I need your fungus.



...When did 'fungus' become slang for sex? Did it ever? Oh Christ... the battle of wits has begun. I'd better just ignore that and say:



There shall be great suffering on this mountain if I do not receive toadstools!



Well, I tried to say that as awesomely as I could. vv



Hmmm... unfortunately, I have the feeling that if I say something like:

You like that, huh, you sexy little bookworm?

I'll get something like:






Wait. Excellent pun aside, that didn't seem to make any sense. Regardless, I decided to play it safe and say:

Yethinks I could partake of a viewing of milady's fungus factory?



What to say, what to say...



I have a hard time believing no one has ever asked you for a peek before.



...

...

I need a new fucking peer group, man.



Well, at least I knew she had them.



Great, now how to actually get her to give them to me.



I grabbed the fungus and started to run when-



I don't think E would actually call the cops... but I do kind of feel bad about this.

Last chance to try and back out of it.



 Stealing the fungus does not result in Game Over. 

Seeya later chump!



I'm sure I could smooth things over with her later. But I was so happy that I got the toadstools, I made this kickass Photoshop!



Oh yeah, and on my way out:



She threw:



God, E was so weird, right guys?