Part 9: Bonus - Truth or Dare

Bonus: Truth or Dare

DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY

(Like in Majora's Mask!)

I woke up with a pretty wicked... something. I guess it was a hangover, but I felt a little mood-swingy more than anything. Then I realized it was because I had eaten a whole box of Steak-Ums right before bed.

Thailand called me to apologize for passing out and suggested we get a couple friends together for drinks. Being that we were of indeterminate age between 18 and 21, "drinks" probably meant some form of keg party. Or at least I hoped.

L inisisted on joining us, and A was busy, so I decided to invite the only person over I could find who wasn't busy - Hippie.

So, she, Thailand, L and I had a few drinks and L suggested we play Truth or Dare.

Before I let them though, I told them to wait for me while I put my current goal in a Powerpoint slide.



It was time to really nail my friends! WITH QUESTIONS! AND DARES!



Hey Thailand, I dare you to not pass out when I try and fuck you!

Okay, I was to afraid to really say that, and Thailand kept saying she barely recognized me. Whatever... who should I pick though?



DON'T ASK ME COW MANY PUNS THERE ARE HERE!!!

Hahaha! Okay, but seriously guys, calm down, because this is serious. Before I asked the question, something was wrong with Hippie.



I don't know what it was, but it looked pretty bad.

If you had to kiss someone of the same gender, who would it be?



Yeah, L! That was hardly a-



Mother of God, stop making that face!



It was L's turn to pick.



Oooh! Oooh! I get no real input on this whatsoever!



Hmmm... what to pick.

As far as:

Anonononomous posted:

imagine what would happen with everything else.

This might be a long game, so I'll post what's necessary for the story (as far as this bonus goes) and any additional noteworthy things I find.  I'll reload state and try them. 

I'll tell you about Dare in a bit, but we took a time-out from that, and when it came around to L again, we managed to ask him some more questions:

If you had to make out with one person in this room, who would it be?
That's easy. Thailand.



If you had to spend the rest of your life on an island with one person, who would it be?
Easy. Whoever's on the cover of Maxness Magazine this month.



What's the meanest thing you've ever done?



Next up, I'll chose dare...

Dare.



I don't like where this is going...



But I just looked like I was very thoughtful about as not to disturbed by "bemused" front.



That's easy. Hurry up and do it, Brett.

I went into another room, and took off my -patterned boxers. Then I put them in the freezer.



But who to target next?

If you had to make out with one person in this room, who would it be?



No, but-!



Why, that... that...



Grrr... and now it's back to me again. Should I pick truth or dare?



Dare!



That's it? What kind of fucking immature people am I hanging out with?!

You bet!

















































































































 Yes, the game makes you wait. 







































































































Are you okay, Brett?
Never better!



Whew. Should I ask Thailand next?

Thailand... truth or dare?



Are you fucking kidd- ugh!

If you were forced to kiss one person of the same gender, who would it be?



L, WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! I tried to scream telepathically.



Do it, do it, do it...



Then Thailand picked me...

And last one, so this time it needs to be an awesome dare!
Wait! What happened to truth!?!



I'd like to say that's the gayest thing I heard L say all day. I really would. Then in clear violation of the rules of Truth or Dare, the three conferred.

OK!
We want you...



And don't you dare try to weasel out of it!



Great game man! Here's a little something for being a good sport. It's not much, but hey, for what you did consider it a trophy.

No, Deceased Crab, he didn't give me another bronze medal.



It was, of course, powdered Cocoa, which L couldn't figure out how to make. So, this entire Truth or Dare game was just a front on his part to pawn off his damn cocoa.

God, I fucking hate my friends.

Next update: I set up B with another dude!

Wait! I got Thailand to take a dare!

GuavaMoment's probably right. My life is retarded. Let's see what happens.

I dare you to kiss Shana!



Yeah, I figured...












































What's this now?



What?



That was awesome! That was so fucking awesome! Thank you Internet!



God damn! If only I'd taken a picture!

Well, yeah, so I actually managed to be able to get them to take off shirts, kiss each other, kiss me and kiss Lucas. It was a pretty cool game!  Yeah, but it's all off-camera, of course.