Part 153: Two romantic illiterates engage in theoretical study

I breathe a sigh of relief when only a few other people are passing over Manseibashi bridge.


Kurisu calls out while walking behind me. I had her wait outside the torii, but she was completely useless.

"You- You saw that?!"

Oh, yeah. In the end, she just stood there without being any use.
"...looks like we're going on a date tomorrow."

Kurisu makes a small nasal sound. She hasn't looked my way for a while.

"Guh..."
Why that... Kurisu talks full of sarcasm... Let's ignore her and just go to the lab.
But just as I quicken my pace, she grabs my shoulder, pulling me back. I almost fall backwards.
"What was that for?!"

Kurisu didn't say what it was that irritated her. Instead, she rubbed both of her temples.


Date plans? I told Rukako I'd think about it until tomorrow. I didn't say anything clear at all. Even though it's for the sake of saving Mayuri, I can't help but feel uneasy about the whole thing...

Uh, let's cut through this with Hououin Kyouma...
"...Assistant of mine, let me tell you one thing. Born with the same 170 IQ as Isaac Newton, I, Hououin Kyouma, am an insane scientist."

"Naturally, as a mad scientist, what interests me, more than women, is research, the destruction of the ruling structures manipulating the world from the shadows, and the creation of chaos--"

"..."

"Damn... you assistant...! You really dared to bluntly point out the truth...! I won't forgive you, ever!"

"Anyway, what about you?! You have so much dating experience you can lecture me about it?!"

Cristina's face warps oddly for just a second, but I didn't miss it.


"..."

"Screaming 'virgin' in the middle of Akiba as an 18 year old genius girl... huh."
That's such a controversial statement that it wouldn't be weird if it got picked up onn various blogs. Thankfully, it's early morning, but the few pedestrians still grin when they notice Kurisu.

Kurisu starts walking hurriedly.






"Hey! You're just reading out of a dating manual book, so stop looking down on me, you American virgin, you!"


"Who else but you?"

"That's not a saying. That's more like a low level argument finisher."


Kurisu is flipping through the manual on top of the table.

I wonder if I really can be that careful...

"I'm not a caretaker."

"Family restaurants are borderline..."
What family restaurants are there around Akiba...

"15 minutes beforehand..."

"I see, that's unexpectedly simple."



quote:
Suject: You know?
Okarin's a mad scientist for Mayushii's sake... right? That's why I think it's irresponsible of me to say you don't have to be a bad person.


"You too."

"...no, I didn't."
The day I do that... is the day I run full speed on the path to Uho!
Not to mention how simple a girl Rukako is. If I brought her to a hotel, she'd probably faint from the shock.

"It wasn't your lecture but the manual's lecture, right?"

Then I don't have to waste money.



As usual, she pours in milk and syrup right in front of me. Kurisu looks on in great interest. Which reminds me, I guess this is her first time at a maid cafe.

While carefully stirring Kurisu's iced coffee with a straw, Faris asks such an ambiguous question.
"Why'd you bring up Mayuri?"

Faris stares at Kurisu's face...


"No, this is my assistant."



"What nonsense."
No, well, I did hug Faris a while ago. Or so I say, but when was that? I'm certain it was on the 14th, so when I time leaped to the 12th, that fact should've been undone...
...That's kinda lonely, isn't it...