Part 30: Update 17
Update 17
When we last left our heroes, we beat up a spear with a sword. Let's see what happens next!
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Ricardo, finish him off.
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As you wish. Don't move a muscle, understand?
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Okay, listen up kiddies. How does this sound?
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Lalalalala! I can't hear you! Come on, do it already.
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Iria, have you lost your mind too?
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Jus' bein' near him makes my head hurt... do it already!
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Looks like the girls have rejected your proposal. Looks like there's no hope of it passing!
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Hey, wait! According to the council in my head, we still have majority. Voter fraud! Stuffing the ballot box!
Uh... okay?
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Enough! Ricardo, if you won't pull the trigger, I'll do it!
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Sure, go for it.
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When you hear this, you'll change your minds just like that.
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Iria, Ricardo, are you loaded?
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Fully loaded.
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Wait!! Time out!! I'll tell you, I'll tell you!!
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Huh? Me?
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Listen closely, boy. This is the sound of a blade tearing through flesh...
I think that's the best way to stab someone. Hey man, wanna hear what it sounds like when you get stabbed?
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!!
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Damn!!
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You bastard!!
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Forget me not, okay? Hay, cotton. I'm looking forward to our next amusing bloodbath.
Aaaand, he just fucking jumps off the cliff. Okay?
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Don' care, don' care! That don' matter at all! Is Lu gonna be alright!?
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This is... horrible.
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We need to treat him right away! Let's carry him to the city.
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Belforma! Save your regrets for later! I'm making a stretcher, so lend me a hand!
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..A-all right! Luca, you're gonna be okay!
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Obviously! Now, search for some wood.
Luca leaves our party for a bit, and we have to walk back to the beginning of the dungeon. But I'll spare you that.
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Forget about him!! Call a doctor!
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Someone's injured? Carry them to the inn! Leave the doctor to me.
Oh hey, we haven't had a flashback recently enough, right?
CERBERUS IS THE CUTEST
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The unification of Devaloka... That was the trial you imposed upon me, was it not? I have come to claim my prize.
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What? Are you saying that I am still not fit to receive it!?
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That is not my concern.
Shut down.
LOOK HOW TINY AND CUTE CERBERUS IS!
HE'S SO LITTLE
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How to use it? What does that mean?
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...Very well. I have what I was promised.
I can't fucking stand how cute they made this guy.
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(A new world? Really?)
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A world with no inequality... the world as it was meant to be... With this power, I can change the world...
Asura studied at the Mithos school of thought.
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(Not destroy it?)
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The Awesome power to create a new world! In the wrong hands, this power could very well destroy all that we know...
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(Destroy it? Destruction...)
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(De...struction...?)
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.....
JUST GUYS BEIN DUDES
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Luca!! You're finally awake!!
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Aaaaaaaagh!!
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Spada, calm down! You're hurting poor Luca. Please remember that you are dealing with an injured person.
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.How long was I out?
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Three full days. We were really assuming the worst for a while there. Thank goodness you recovered...
3 days?? We gotta find Kaz! Where's Ocelot??
Nothing to see here... just heterosexual men doing heterosexual things.
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Spada!! What did I just finish telling you!
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It's okay... this won't kill me...!
do you get it? Like cause they have past lives? Get it?
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Who gives a damn about our past lives?!
Literally everyone else, apparently.
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Just seein' you open your eyes makes me so damn... happy...
COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL
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(This is the first time anyone has said anything like that to me... is this the warmth of a friend?)
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Man, seriously, I'm so happy! How 'bout one more hug?
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No.
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Then how about I hug you...
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No!!
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Lu!
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Oh... good morning!
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Good morning my ass! It's already past noon, you really have no sense at all.
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Now Iria, there really is no need to speak like that...
uhh
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..
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Hey, I got a secret to tell ya'.
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What?
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'Ria was cryin' the whole time.
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Yeah, I'm not angry. That's just Iria for you.
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Yeah, you're strong...
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Ehehehehe... Lu, thanks for wakin' up.
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I've already arranged our passage to Galpos.
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Did you plan on leaving Luca behind if he failed to wake up on time?
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I planned on taking him along even if I had to carry him the whole way.
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Are you sure? You have only just recovered...
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....I had a dream about the Devic Era. Apparently the will of the Primeval Giant is within the Manifest.
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I can't say for sure, but it looks like it really can be used to create a new world.
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.I think I better lie down, after all...
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Would you like to rest across the way, then? I can get a bed ready.
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As long as you ain't getting seasick, you mean.
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There are still too many holes in our memories. In any case, let's head for Galpos.
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..............I'll deal with it later.
And that's all for this update, folks! Sorry-- I know it's a mighty short one, had a lot of stuff going on and I didn't want to come back empty handed, with regards to an update. Next time we'll get some gameplay in. Don't forget to check out the update 17 skits (there's a bunch of 'em!) and thanks for tuning in!