Part 11

If you recall, before Fiana died and turned into a zombie princess she gave me her Evil Crown. So let's go give that to Satan.




Every relic pushes him just a little further out of that portal.

Furthermore, now that I can collect bodies again, I can start making monsters.


To make a monster, you need a certain amount of the right bodies. This is what those special invaders I unlocked earlier on are good for. It also takes forever. By the time you have enough bodies to make one monster, you level up enough to unlock an even better one. Not to mention the fact that Fiana is pretty darned powerful to begin with. With that said, I'm just going to cheat in a supply of bodies to show off the monsters I'm able to make up to this point.



Zombies are the basic attack monster. Useless if you can make anything else.


The djinn-like Foul poisons enemies.


Lamis "take power with their tail", which I assume means they weaken invader.


Werewolves are functionally faster zombies.


Phantoms confuse an enemy, leaving them more vulnerable to traps.


And finally, der Golem. Golems are slow, but they hit HARD.

As I said before, using a monster costs block orbs; those little red crystals you see on the other side of the health meter. You can find them on corpses or just buy a bunch from a merchant. Every time a monster successfully hits a foe, it gains some experience. Once a monster levels up, it changes color and can do better attacks.



Oh shit. I didn't know she had a family.


This is going to be so awkward.


And he's good with a sword. Damn it damn it damn it!


I find him snooping around my library.


MULE! God, enough with the crappy names already.





I knew I should have installed a bath. The smell of blood leads him to the leap of logic that I'm the master of the house.







You want to see your sister so badly? Here.


Aww, she just wants a hug.


Or maybe not.


Now she'll be pretty forever.



"Is this... love?"


The what?




That can't be good. But I already killed one descendant, so this shouldn't be a thang.




Thanks for warning me about some super powerful lineage of warriors who could kill me, Astarte. You're a big help.



One night I woke up and saw some weird flashing lights and a dead cow outside my bedroom window.


Oh god oh god oh jesus where's Gillian Anderson when you need her?


WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT?


STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU MONSTER LEAVE ME ALONE




There. I have single-handedly saved the earth from an invasion. Tonight, I am a hero.