Part 7: Finally a Goddamn Update!!!!!

Finally a Goddamn Update!!!!!
This one's gonna be small, but I promise another tonight when I get home. I actually had to do work at work today, and it really cut into my gaming time. I'll try not to let it happen again .

After pillaging the Solde Catacombs, slaughtering a large number of evil lizards, and recovering a few artifacts for lord Odin (and keeping the Emerald Necklace for myself) it's time for a a brief visit to the CAVE OF OBLIVION!!!!

But before all that...

The time has come Belanus. Your stats are all set up. Your hero value is quite high. It's time for you to move on.

To Asgard with you! Godspeed!

Llewelyn takes his place in the party. After a few training runs into Solde Catacombs to get some experience and let Llewelyn show off his Layer Storm / Backup we head to the cave.

Thankfully the Cave of Oblivion is actually a cave and not just the secret hideout of some unoriginal evil mastermind. They really aren't joking about the stupidly powerful monsters in here folks.

Now I could just freeze everything I meet and try for treasure, but I want to test the water a little and see what I can handle. So I go pick a few fights.

Lesser Vampires? These guys ain't shit, man I've been killing these fuc...

OH FUCK GOD GET IT OFF OF ME!!!

After Llewelyn fufills his role as canary I gather up what's left of my party( )and look for easier prey.

Note: THESE ARE IN NO WAY EASIER THAN THE VAMPIRES!!!! Glowflies have a nasty tendancy to blow up when poked taking entire parties with them. Rather than take that chance I beat feet.

I take a brief break to wonder if there's anyone in here who won't hand me my ass. Well hopefully the next thing I run into won't be to terrib...

FUCKING ZOMBIE DRAGON!!!!!!

Then I remember that I've got a Dragon Slayer sword. Arngrim warms up and swings for the fences.

HOME RUN BITCH!!
This is good because the Zombie Dragon drops a hefty load of exp on me.

Sadly the shwag load on this trip was quite a bit on the small side. I leave with some iron ore and a broken sword.

Well the trip was worth it just to kill the dragon and get some exp. I head out of the cave and back to the world map. As I ponder my next move my special issue Asgardian pager goes off...

More on that in the next update, where we get to see what kinds of hilarious tomfoolery Belanus is getting into up in Asgard. Again, sorry for the short update. I'll be better next time baby, I promise.