The Let's Play Archive

WWE 2K18

by IGgy IGsen, The LPFWA Universe

Part 6: Leaps, Punches, Flips! Wrassling Action!

Episode #6 - Leaps, Punches, Flips! Wrassling Action! (Twitch VOD)

First of all: I completely forgot to "officially" showcase Samus.


IGgy IGsen posted:

Match card for this weekend

#1 Buscus Brawl
Lotus Aura (c) vs. Schir

#2 Singles Match
DCB vs. Garbo Barba

#3 Bunny Championship
Palpatine vs. anilEhilated (c)

#4 Singles Match
Konami Kouda vs. Samus Aran

#5 Singles match, Pokeymanz title on the line (as always)
Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan

#6 LP Superstar Title Match
D the Destroyer vs. a tree (c)

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Vote for who's gonna fight in this match here!

Before the show...

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Hooray, I get a match! This is going to be it! This is the week I begin my singles match winning streak! You know how I know?

It's the holiday season, is how I know! And that means peppermint mocha!

Danaru posted:

Cgha... Looks like my voice is finally coming back... I gotta get a neck protector or something, people sure looked a bit creeped out by me staring in silence...
Oh the match card is in... looks like I'm up against...
...
This just says "A Tree". Do trees even grow on the moon?
Oh! I get it! They must have a gardening issue, and know a WARRIOR OF JUSTICE such as myself would be happy to lend a hand! Worry not my friends, I'm here to assist you with any problems you might have!

*Thirty minutes pass*

Well I tried to let the others know I'm happy to help out, but they kept running away and screaming. Why would they ask me to cut down a tree for them, then act scared when I run after them with a running chainsaw? I don't understand...
Oh my Justice, I'm a fool, how could I have misunderstood?
Clearly they were leading me to the tree they mentioned! And to think I stopped when I saw them running away! They're probably so disappointed that I left. Worry not! I'll follow all of you to the ends of the moon with this Chainsaw of Justice!
*RNNNNRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRNNNNNNNN*
*RNNNNNNNNNNNN*FEAR*RNNNNNNNNNNNN*NOT*RNNNNNNNNNNNN*I'M*RNNNNNNNNNNNN*HERE*RNNNNNNNNNNNN*TO*RNNNNNNNNNNNN*HELP!*RNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*

Strange Forest posted:

There is a tree standing alone in a field. There is a message carved into its bark, reading:

YOUR GOING TO NEED MORE THAN A MERE CHAINSAW TO TAKE ME DOWN!

Blind Sally posted:

Dash is walking through a field and stumbles upon a tree with a note on it. He reads the note and frowns.

Aw, what the hell? Some jerk tore off my sweet wrestlemanager ad! This sucks...

Dejected, Dash leaves the field to film a reaction video for MoonTube.

IGgy IGsen posted:

Results:

Scene: DCB tries to increase Lotus' chances of success by offering him her special brew.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Lotus Aura (c) vs. Schir
Schir, the King of Jobbers, defeats Lotus. Ouch

#2 Singles Match
DCB vs. Garbo Barba
Garbo defeats DCB

#3 Bunny Championship
Palpatine vs. anilEhilated (c)
Palpy wins. There was some interference by the oRa 66

#4 Singles Match
Konami Kouda vs. Samus Aran
Samus drops the Screw Attack for the 1-2-3, brother!

#5 Singles match, Pokeymanz title on the line (as always)
Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan
Tolvie toples the No. 1 Anime

#X Backstage Brawl for Black's Title
Hell-Ena vs. Tolvie (c)
Tolive falls to the vicous onslaught and gets her face eaten by Hell-Ena, holy shit!

#6 LP Superstar Title Match
D the Destroyer vs. a tree
I dunno why people think it's a good idea to wrestle a tree but they all keep losing

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Samus Aran vs. Bayley
Poor Bayley...

#0 LPFWA vs. the Universe again
Dash Rendar vs. Ric Flair
Woo! -------------.

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Okay, so the power of Peppermint Mocha failed me. But the dream is still alive! There are so many more holiday flavors to try!

jimmydalad posted:

*The locker room has been torn apart with clothes strewn across the floor, scratch marks all over the lockers and a large poster of Valerie Easton that was on the wall ripped right across the middle. Hell-Ena sits on top of one of the lockers with the Blacks title, clutching it tightly while glaring at the poster she desecrated.*

uoy rof gnimoc ma I, Valerie Easton! (I am coming for you, Valerie Easton!)

VolticSurge posted:

Well, that was certainly an impressive victory, Lord Sidious. Of more importance,however, is my shipping chart some strategic papers. They have gone missing from my room in the aftermath of the match-possibly an accomplice of our opponent? Either that or it's FN-2187 being a dick again. I have instructed my hired help Stormtroopers to search every inch of this building. I would've asked your Inquisitors to assist, Lord Sidious, but they honestly kinda suck.

anilEhilated posted:

And the belt has passed, precisely as planned. Behold - oh, not this again, yes, it is audio. Behear! I press the button, the deed is done, the belt is armed. Now to retreat and observe. Palpatine's reaction to being torn in half by plastic explosive should reveal much.

VolticSurge posted:

Lord Sidious? I heard an explosion, and I have come to aid-*coughing sounds* The mask, it does nothing! *to a Stormtrooper* get fire-fighting droids in here,stat! Also,maybe some proper filters for my mask. As the trooper heads off on his orders, Ren surveys the scene. Odd. The explosion did not appear to originate from a rigged droid-there'd be noticeable traces of the droid's body-shell. And no one brought the bomb in via a suitcase or other container;the scanners would have detected it. That leaves one option...clever bastard. Someone rigged the belt itself to explode. As to who rigged it,there's many possibilities-Lord Sidious has numerous enemies. Sadly the belt was disintegrated, so I cannot use pyschometry to determine the culprit. What's most important now is executing the contingency protocol. *to a Knight of Ren* Prepare one of the clone bodies!



Alright, Lord Sidious is acclimating to his clone body fine. Now I need to solve the other problem. *whips out communicator* Yo, buddy Face, we've got a bit of a...problem at the Boss' place. As in the belt (and the Boss) went kablooey. I've heard your...superiors are quite wealthy. Perhaps you could convince them to create a replacement? Dust knows Lord Sidious doesn't spend money on anything. Like guardrails. Or proper cybernetics for Grandfather, according to two manchildren from Milwaukee. He tells me it's all part of The Plan. I'm sure he does those things for a good reason. Anyhoo, peace! *turns off comms*