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WWE 2K18

by IGgy IGsen, The LPFWA Universe

Part 7: Lotus! Palpatine! Flamander! Wrestlers All!

Episode #7 - Lotus! Palpatine! Flamander! Wrestlers All! - (Twitch VOD)
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IGgy IGsen posted:

This is the match card for the go-home show come saturday.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Lotus (c) vs. The Masked Man

#2 Singles Match (Extreme Rules)
Garbo Barba vs. Nadira

#3 Bunny Championship :3
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Palpatine

#4 Singles Match
DCB vs. Lady of the Lancet

#5 Singles Match
The Majestic Goat-Man vs. Schir

#6 Co-Comm Title Match
Flamander and Fred Hope vs. oRa 66

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
One of us you get to vote on vs. Ric Flair

We're now reaching the part of LPFWA were some matches need to happen but others need to happen too but we can't have them all on one show, oh no!

The PPV this show isbuilding up to will either be on the 30th or next year and is called The End of the World. Don't worry. No one is going to die. Probably.

Also: I'm sorry but Palpy can't explode off-screen.

Before the show....

anilEhilated posted:

It's not like I expected the thing to actually work. My genius is so vast it occasionally gets lost in itself.

Pyroi posted:

How much longer until it's ready?

Not sure.

Alright, just make sure I can use it befo...hey, who let that camera in here!? GET OU--

---SEVERAL HOURS LATER---

So, it looks like I'm going to be getting a title soon. So what if it's the title for losing a whole bunch?

I have plans for fixing that.

Jaguars! posted:

So DCB! We meet again! The only reason I'll leave you in a conscious state is because I'll really need a coffee afterwards!

IGgy IGsen posted:

Scene: Scott Steiner convinces Lotus he can win with math

#1 Buscus Brawl
Lotus (c) vs. The Masked Man
Scott Steiner's math is flawless, Lotus finally wins

#2 Singles Match (Extreme Rules)
Garbo Barba vs. Nadira
After a hard fought battles and several attempts at taking out the trash Nadira proves that she is not trash and wins!

Scene: IGgy comes out and still hates Dash, announces he'll wanna beat him up himself at the PPV: The End of the World!

#3 Bunny Championship :3
Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Palpatine
Palpy defends the belt that really doesn't suit him. But hey. He still has it

Scene: Hell-Ena antagonizes DCB and DCB doesn't wanna fight but Hell-Ena doesn't care

#X Backstage Brawl
Hell-Ena vs. DCB
Hell-Ena wins

#4 Singles Match
DCB vs. Lady of the Lancet
Match cancelled due to DCB getting beaten up by Hell-Ena.

#5 Singles Match
The Majestic Goat-Man vs. Schir
Schir somehow lied about being a jobber and wins

#6 Co-Comm Title Match
Flamander and Fred Hope vs. oRa 66
It's a damn Draw, Flamander goes whole hog and just cleans house but he also exhausts himself so much he can't enter the ring again while all members of the oRa 66 are outside the ring

Scene: Jeff Lyfe interviews Fruity on being No. 1 Contender, then Nuffkins shows up and announces that he wants to earn the rights to wear a purple head rag. Fruity is pretty much okay with this

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
IGgy IGsen vs. Ric Flair
Wooooooooooooooooooooo!

Next show will be The End of the World! And will likely take place on 30th December.

There will be IGgy vs. Dash, a rematch of Fredmander vs. oRa 66 in some way that disallows a Draw and Fruity vs. Nuffkins.

After the show...

Rather Watch Them posted:

Hello? Did I hear my name? Sorry, I was just polishing my belt and practicing my signatures, and--

Val discovers DCB on the ground.

Oh. Oh shit. I think I might need to... attune my spells. Yeah. Uh...

Val takes out a glass vial of a copper-colored liquid and slips it in DCB's hand.

Here's some Fireball... Potion, a potion of fireballs. Totally brewed it myself. Now, you go ahead and rest while I see if I can get Lady to come around about the whole coven thing. Let's turn that pentagram upside-down, eh?

Kadorhal posted:

Well, I'm not sure I liked this outcome. A draw? We beat a tree and a ghost soundly, we should have done at least as well against actual living people!

Face, my man, you're not looking at this the right way. I mean, sure, it's not a victory, but it's not a loss either! You've still got the belt well, one of the two and you've got an actual idea of what you're up against! The advantage is yours!

Wouldn't the latter be just as much an advantage for them, boss? I mean, we already won the title and successfully defended it, that's two whole matches of ours they probably already saw-

Face, Face, don't worry about that! Besides, you've had the title for weeks now, and defended it at least once, that means you've got greater odds of continuing to successfully defend it! That's how moon-math works! Didn't you hear any of my ramblings at the commentator's table?

I was kind of busy getting the shit kicked out of me, sir.

Well, don't worry about that either. The point is, the math's in your favor, and it doesn't lie. Besides, Ren pulled off his finisher, like, twice in a minute. Guy's got stamina when he's properly motivated. Probably thought about his dad again and got angry, I dunno. Whatever works for him. You guys have this in the bag!




DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

*finally stirring from unconsciousness* Oh man... I figured it out... the source of Hell-Ena's evil power...

The green mist - it's what powers her the way coffee powers me! And it's... it's...

...it's avocado smoothie! *Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNNN*

Pyroi posted:

Footage taken from a camera hidden in the Masked Man's dressing room.

Alright, so now I finally have a title.

Now my plan can finally go into action.

A massive device descends from the ceiling. A screen pops out of it, as the Masked Man de-masks himself.

You've reached Nightmare Enterprises, how can I help you, King Dedede?

I need a monster to clobber that there Iggy!

DUN DUN DUN DUN