Part 10: Link Partners Fruity, Wrestles Ages
Episode 9 - Link Partners Fruity, Wrestles Ages -
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Episode title by yerpalhal
IGgy IGsen posted:
#1 Buscus Brawl (oh no! but they are teammates!!!!)
Masked Man (c) vs. D the Destroyer
#2 Singles
Tommy Wiseau vs. Lore Convoluter
#3 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. Palpatine (c)
#4 Singles Match
Jumpy Chan vs. Rara
#5 Tag Team
Link and Fruitsniffer vs. Woolsey Smythe and A Tree
#6 Kawaii Title Match
Tolvie vs. Valerie Easton (c)
Tevery Best posted:
Okay, Tommy Wiseau! Listen up. This is a callout.
You're bad. Your style sucks. You can't fight and you sure as hell can't step to anyone with an ounce of stage presence. You're nobody on the mic, nobody in the ring, nobody in life and nobody in LPFWA.
You couldn't even beat a man whose sole claim to fame is being old and goofy.
Tomorrow, on the Moon, I'll be tearing you apart, Tommy Wiseau! Roommate Man!
And when I beat you, I will reveal to all your actual secret origin story!
You've got no way out, no chance, and no future. And after tomorrow, you won't even have a past. I will take it from you, and I will use it to end you.
Zeistgeist out.
I am actually super excited about Tommy Wiseau as a character and think he is one of the rookies to watch right now
VolticSurge posted:
*Ren is sullenly sitting his weird chair thing while Divide is blaring in the background *
Stupid, stupid, STUPID! *angrily throws mask across room*
How? After all I've done to be like Adam-no,be like Grandfather-how could I have failed so badly?! How could I slack off like that?! I'm not weak! Not like the girl,not like Skywalker...and not like Father. If my resolve is ironclad, then what happened? Performance stress? No,I've never blown it so badly before-unless you count me getting pummeled by that stupid tree-that can't be it. Someone must be trying to cloud my judgement. The Light failed to seduce me before,and it shall fail again! *stands up and marches over to his helmet,picking it up* Or perhaps... *puts on the helmet again*
...the failure isn't mine. Perhaps it is my teacher that has failed me. Perhaps... *The malfunction kicks in again, giving his voice a menacing mechanical effect* ...oRa 66 needs new management.
Kadorhal posted:
Attention, superstars of LPFWA: It has come to my attention that something is very, very wrong with the talent on display lately. No, not any of you guys, I mean the one that's been defeating our randomly-voted people in the aftershow. That Ric Flair, the version who's apparently from 1991 despite that having been almost 40 years ago. Clearly, Ric Flair from 1991 is of a secret society aiming to take over the world through economics. No, not like us at Kadorhal, Inc. We just like selling things. Clearly, our F.E.A.R. squadron that's not exactly a squadron is best-suited to handling this sort of possibly-soon-to-be-supernatural threat, so I need all of you to vote Face in to fight this threat. And once he defeats this Ric Flair who's from '91, then we can... oh, hang on, visitor. Yes, what do you n-
Marana, pallex!
Rather Watch Them posted:
Does this mean I have to clean up that pentagram I drew on the ring? I mean, since we weren't using it last week I kinda, sorta...
Thankfully I brought a mop and bucket.
Val lifts the mop, affixed with a picture of Hell-Ena's face... peels off the picture and starts mopping the ring.
quote:
#1 Buscus Brawl (oh no! but they are teammates!!!!)
Masked Man (c) vs. D the Destroyer
Masked man get's Destroyed
#2 Singles
Tommy Wiseau vs. Lore Convoluter
Tommy defeats Lore by pinfall
#3 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. Palpatine (c)
Palpy is DQ'd due to interference by Face.
#4 Singles Match
Jumpy Chan vs. Rara
Jumpy does the End of Heartache thing and Rara stays down
#5 Tag Team
Link and Fruitsniffer vs. Woolsey Smythe and A Tree
Ghost and tree do the thing where they win but it takes them 1000 years to do so. Good things ghosts don't try and trees can get really old.
#6 Kawaii Title Match
Tolvie vs. Valerie Easton (c)
Tolvie beat Val before... but this time it's Val who's victorious
After the show...
