The Let's Play Archive

WWE 2K18

by IGgy IGsen, The LPFWA Universe

Part 16: Lacerations Proliferate From Worm! Awesome!

Episode #15 - Lacerations Proliferate From Worm! Awesome! - (Twitch VOD)
Pre Show: LPFWA Best Bouts #1 - Sterv vs. Loki Tournament Finals from LPFWA 2k14
Episode Title by DivineCoffeeBinge

Alternate Titles:
Lacerations Proliferate From Wicked Assaults - DivineCoffeeBinge
Legendary Powers Face Wrath of Angus - YerPalHal
Large People Feature Wobbly Anguish - Deathmaster780


IGgy IGsen posted:

Below's the match card for Saturday at the usual time.
I'll also be experimenting with Twitch's Premiere feature. 30 Minutes before the show you can come to the channel to watch an old match from LPFWA Season 1 or 2. (Season 1 will have "Director's Commentary" as there wasn't originally any commentary.)
Basically what this means is that if you show up early a video plays for everyone to see and you can hang out and stuff. Hopefully it'll be cool and fun.

First up we'll have Sterv vs. Loki to determine a new LPFWA Champion after the original title got stolen and was replaced with a plastic replica from the merch store. You can go to this page to set a reminder and whatnot

Also don't forget to vote on who goes against Charlotte

There will be matches!

#1 Buscus Brawl
Majestic Goat-Man (c) vs. Bone Pimp

#2 Singles Match
Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine

#3 Four-Way
Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. D the Destroyer vs. Face

#4 Bunny Championship :3
IGgy vs. Flamander (c)

#5 Singles Match
Garbo Barba vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

BONUS MATCH: LPFWA vs. The Universe.
https://goo.gl/forms/MwplisqyvV0HHp8w1 vs. Charlotte

MAIN EVENT: Co-Comm Championship
Unlikely Roommates (Angus & Tommy W.) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander (c)

Aesculus posted:


You don't understand, Thundercat Chris Pine, what the Macro Man has in stock for you! You're going to go DOWN, yeah! Your house prices will go down! The value of your assets will go down! It's all going DOWN, because you are going to fail, and you are going to fall, to the Interest Rate Fall! RIGHT NOW YEAH!

Rather Watch Them posted:

Valerie is lying face-down on a bench in the locker room, belt in hand.

Huh? Where am I?
You're where you belong, Valuhrie: on top!
Wait, the title? I'm champion again?
Again? Oh no, you never lost! That's not like you!
But I remember, Hell-ena, she was... Ugh, it's all a blur.
Don't fret at all! You were just riding the high of a successful defense against Lady. All the pressure of being champion is taking its toll, isn't it?
I suppose so... Where's the Pokeymanz Title?
Hell-ena! She took it, she did! While you were sleeping, she came in and pinned you!
Oh... Well, that's too bad. Good thing I still have this.

Val starts walking toward the gym.

Yes, good thing... That joyride produced such wonderful results!
What was that?
Nothing! I said nothing!
Yes you did. You're in my head, not in another room or something.
Soon, Valxis. Soon...

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Valerie, you're looking a little... groggy? Peaked? I don't know, one of those.

Here! Have some coffee! It makes everything better! You can add cream and sugar, even, if that's your thing!

yerpalhal, post:89, topic:2484, full:true posted:

I musta drank the wrang stuff today it says i huv a title shot in only mah second go round in this place. Ah knew ah wuz nova scotia champ before ah fell asleep from thae dram and ended up oan thon moon but noo i huv to fight the heroes o the moon themsel…Tommy my man we need the good stuff…aye the stuff ye hud when ye did that samurai cop 2 thing.

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#1 Buscus Brawl
Majestic Goat-Man (c) vs. Bone Pimp
Goat-Man finally does it! He rids himself of the Buscus!

#2 Singles Match
Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine
Strong debut for Keynes, who defeated Chris Pine via Pinfall

Scene: Scott Steiner scouts Toad and offers him some Pancakes

#3 Four-Way
Dr. Ham vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. D the Destroyer vs. Face
Basically everyone was dead in the ring with only D standing tall, well, kinda.

Scene: Jeff Lyfe interviews IGgy on why he booked himself into a title match, that rascal

#4 Bunny Championship :3
IGgy vs. Flamander (c)
Flamander pulls out all the cool moves to school IGgy

#5 Singles Match
Garbo Barba vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Not today... Garbo Barba wins

BONUS MATCH: LPFWA vs. The Universe.
Samus Aran vs. Charlotte
Samus wins after a neat sequence ending in a screw attack

Scene: Nuffkins considers opponents for his next Title defense at Sacrific-E but ultimately he's torn between two opponents. Could this mean... ? A three way? At Sacrific-E?

MAIN EVENT: Co-Comm Championship
Unlikely Roommates (Angus & Tommy W.) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander (c)
Wow, they went at it for long. But eventually our champions retained

Scene: Fred Hope and Flamander challenge each other, they will go one on one in a 20 minute Iron Man Match like they did about four years ago in the Sacrific-E arena

yerpalhal, post:91, topic:2484, full:true posted:

That wis the hardest fought battle ah huv ever faced. Even harder than broken bottle boxing with rat arsed mcgee behind the local greggs in shitehill. Whit wis ah expecting to happen fighting the two god like warriors who sent the moon rocketing in the first place. Ah well I shall be at Sacrific…e either way tae witness two gods goin at it…jist try no tae kill us lads.