The Let's Play Archive

WWE 2K18

by IGgy IGsen, The LPFWA Universe

Part 17: Lovingly Punching Fervently Wrestling Attackers

Episode #16 - Sacrific-E - (Twitch VOD)
Pre-Show: LPFWA Best Bouts #2 - Fred Hope vs. Flamander II Iron Man from LPFWA 2k14
Lovingly Punching Fervently Wrestling Attackers

IGgy IGsen posted:

All right! Next show will be a big one. Because it will be in the hallowed halls of Sacrific-E!



The show will be at the usual time

If you want to show up early I will air the original Iron Man Match between Fred Hope and Flamander from Season 2 half an hour before that.
We can hang in chat, talk about the match, LPFWA and sledgehammers. It was fun when we did it last week with Loki vs. Sterv.

The above links go to twitch events, so you can set a reminder if you want.

You may also vote on this week's bonus match: https://goo.gl/forms/eOYfDLRyi0ecq6p63
In fact, if you want you can even surprise me because there's one option I included that I'm afraid will almost certainly win.

Anyway, here's the match card!

#1 Eight-Man Elimination Fuckfest
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Dr. Ham vs. Dash Rendar vs. Kylo Ren

#2 Co-Comm Title Match
Hugrule Warriors (Fruitsniffer and El Catire Arrecho) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander (c)

#3 Pokeymanz Title Match
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Hell-Ena (c)

#4 LP Superstar Championship - Hell in a Cell
Palpatine vs. a tree (c)

#5 Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't win so he's not even gonna try.
Toad vs. Scott Steiner

#6 LPFWA Championship Match - Three-Way at Sacrific-E
Lotus Aura vs. anilEhilated vs. Nuffkins (c)

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe (Match might move to a different spot in the card)
https://goo.gl/forms/eOYfDLRyi0ecq6p63

#7 Kawaii Championship
Jumpy-Chan vs. Valerie Easton (c)[/b]

Main Event: Bunny Championship :3 - 20 Minute Iron Man, Hardcore Match.
Frederick Hope vs. Flamander (c)

Vanderlyle, post:94, topic:2484, full:true posted:

“Muy bien, Fruitsniffer, we might be fighter legendary wrestlers who managed to save the moon from crashing into the sun, but we have the power of our friendship! Let’s go back to Link with those belts.”

yerpalhal, post:95, topic:2484, full:true posted:

Best o luck tae mah boys the hugrule warriors. These guys are nae joke watch yersels…also a message for Dash Rendar. I really, really. really hope you survive the 8 man cause I want a piece o ye next week…Iggy ye make that shit happen for me I’ll gie you the key tae the dram cellar and let ye go nuts for half an hoor. Dae this and i’ll forgive ye for not scheduling me for thon homecoming bash.


VolticSurge posted:

I don't even care about my other opponents-Rendar is a dead man. Guess,what Rendar? I can fly, too. But I don't need a jetpack to keep myself airborne! I guess you kinda need it-your blubbery hide weighs you down too much.And that weight will bring you crashing down, I'll make sure of it! *Glances at stormtrooper* Check that off the list,FN-2119.

*sigh* Checking that one off of "Lord Ren's Totally Sweet RWBY One-Liner Lis"- Just kill me.

Realtalk, FN-2119- you're literally the only competent trooper in the entire First Order, besides that treacherous dick FN-2187. I need you by my side. In fact, I have a request for you.

What is it, Lord Ren?

My friend Face's boss has been acting strange lately. I feel like there could be a doublecross brewing. If something goes down, I want you to assist him in any way possible.

Understood,Lord Ren. I'm totally willing to pull an Eraserhead for that ma-

JUST.DON'T.

Aesculus posted:


Now let me tell you something, yeah, let me tell you all about your valuations before and after the match yeah. Your valuations are going down and they're going to KEEP going down, yeah, cause supply and demand... When you demand the goods, the price will rise to the top. And I'll supply the goods! With the stimulus package! In that ring right over there right now!

Kadorhal posted:

Boss, there you are! I've been looking for you for... two months, I think? Where the hell did you go?

Aah... the Face, yes, Three-Man is returned. Forgive disappearance. This one has been looking into many things, many many things, needed privacy, alone-time.

Well, if you say so, Boss. But, uh... did you forget to take care of-

Three-Man forgets nothing! Important business still on, still on at ringside! Will be there to commemorate-commentate on the Face's matches!

But I'm not fighting today. I just haven't been paid in two-

Irrelevance, unnecessary! Fighting never ends, the fight always on! Always fight, the Face, for everlasting unity with our benefactor!

Benefactor, what? You mean Palpatine?

Aah... yes, sure, indeed, him. He will serve the role well, indeed. For now.

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

: Scott Steiner's got nothin' on me. He may have injected mushroom spores into his biceps to make them larger, but I am 100% fungi. No injections needed here. This is all natural.




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Scene: IGgy is drunk backstage and contemplates whether drinking actually does solve his problems. Dash also shows up. In the end IGgy drinks more

#1 Eight-Man Elimination Fuckfest
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Woolsey Smythe vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Dr. Ham vs. Dash Rendar vs. Kylo Ren

It comes down to Dr. Ham and Woolsey, in the last seconds Ham hits Woolsey with the Miracle Spine-O-Cracker but has not time for a pin, it's a time-out draw

Scene: The Hugrule Warriors have one of their famous strategy meetings, which mostly consist of giving Fruity a pep-talk

#2 Co-Comm Title Match
Hugrule Warriors (Fruitsniffer and El Catire Arrecho) vs. Freddie Hope & Flamander (c)
The Hugrule Warriors prove that they can play with the big boys but come short in the end. Hope and Flamander retain.

Scene: DCB makes the ultimate sacrifice... not drinking coffee for a week before getting coffee'd up again

#3 Pokeymanz Title Match
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Hell-Ena (c)
DCB! DCB! DCB! DCB! DCB! DCB!

#4 LP Superstar Championship - Hell in a Cell
Palpatine vs. a tree (c)
And another upset, the tree goes down after three Imperial Powerbombs

#5 Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't win so he's not even gonna try.
Toad vs. Scott Steiner
The numbers really didn't lie... Scott Steiner takes it

#6 LPFWA Championship Match - Three-Way at Sacrific-E
Lotus Aura vs. anilEhilated vs. Nuffkins (c)
Nuffkins out shopping for shoes. He chose Lotus' and earned them

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe (Match might move to a different spot in the card)
Macro Man Keynes vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
Macho Madness beats Macro Madness...

#7 Kawaii Championship
Jumpy-Chan vs. Valerie Easton (c)[/b]
These two women threw everything they had at one another. Jumpy even whipped out the outside Superplex as well as the Ban-Hammer to become the new Kawaii Champion

Scene: Val on her way to the locker room is intercepted by Hell-Ena again. But this time they kiss????

Main Event: Bunny Championship :3 - 20 Minute Iron Man, Hardcore Match.
Frederick Hope vs. Flamander (c)
Not sure what I expected would happen here but they fought to a 3-3 draw again. Eventually we'll have to have a decisive match. But that is for another time.

nine-gear crow posted:

I got a riddle for ya, boys. Just what sound does a tree make when it falls in LPFWA, anyway?
I don't know, Lord Sidious. What sound does it make?
"1! 2! 3!" And then my music starts playing.
You suck!

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

: See Toad? This isa why I only let you hang with me in my dreams.

: You shut the hell up Mario!

Fruitsniffer posted:

After all these years of training, after all the sacrifices I've made, I am the one who gets defeated by being hugged?
Am I not strong enough? How could Freddie withstand my hug and how could Flamander manage to hug me so hard I ended up getting pinned?
I don't understand. Maybe I've been on the wrong path this whole time? Maybe the hug life didn't actually choose me?
I'll have to think about all this... We do have alcohol again, so maybe I'll just grab a drink... or a couple...


Rather Watch Them posted:

Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I--yeah, that's--Okay, but--Oh my god.

Val lets out a joyful laugh, joined by a chorus of ghastly voices.

Yes, I'll get stronger! I don't need a title to prove that I'm strong. You hear that, Jumpy? You may be the champion, but you have a long, long way to go before you're as strong as me. I'm going to go find DCB (again) and get started on my real dream: a sisterhood of dark magic! And maybe some demonic power, who knows... (giggle)
Jumpy, you're in the eye of the storm, but pretty soon Hurricane Val is going to rain down on you like you never knew.

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

(Phoneposting, so no cool graphics, but...)

YES YES YES

KAPHOMET BE PRAISED

It turns out that in order to win at SACRIFIC-E you have to actually sacrifice something and that week of caffeineless purgatory followed by giving coffee to Dark Forces counts

A WIN IT IS A BY-GOLLY WIN

Kadorhal posted:

Very much interesting indeed. Must investigate this "Kaphomet", determinate possibly connection between strange coffee being and One That Binds. Possibly witnessed demon fight as well, must keep close eye on. Very interesting, yes...

The fuck are you talking about, "interesting"? The whole reason I'm still in my riot-gear gimmick is because you started up a F.E.A.R. squadron-that-isn't-a-squadron just to keep more supernatural things like her out of the arena.

Aah, the Face, shortsighted now, yes. Immediate elimination helps not, examination helps yes. If able to use, keep around, finding use is my problem; if not, then eliminate, will be the Face's problem.

And how, pray tell, will we do that? The rules don't allow inter-gender matches. There's not much we can do about her short of having a second female squadmember. And I know you've been missing for about 66% of the time the squad's actually been active, but in case you're unaware - nobody's even so much as called us to take care of a docile ghost haunting a damned library, much less knocked on our door to sign up. Also I'm pretty sure murder in the ring, even against a demon, is also illegal. Do you even know what the hell you're doing anymore?

The Face, have I mentioned lately... that the Face is best in promotion?

. . . Well, I'm glad someone realizes it, finally. That clears up all my suspicions. Sorry to have doubted you, boss.

Is not problem. Now, pardon, please, must continue investigations, yes.