The Let's Play Archive

WWE 2K18

by IGgy IGsen, The LPFWA Universe

Part 25: Large Punching Fucker Wrestles Angrily

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #24 - Large Punching Fucker Wrestles Angrily

Large Punching Fucker Wrestles Angrily (Deathmaster780)

Lord Palpatine Flubs Wrestling, gets anilEhilated (nine-gear crow)
(e)Limination Pin Forgotten, Win Aborted (nine-gear crow)



IGgy IGsen posted:

This Saturday we will have THE BIG SHOW (feat. The Big Show)

As usual, you are welcome to vote on who gets to face THE THREE WAY AT SACRIFICE in a four-way at TNA Sacrifice

#1 Eight-Way Chaos
Flamander vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Majestic Goat-Man vs. Toad vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. D the Destroyer vs. Big Show!

#2 Singles Match
Woolsey Smythe vs. Thundercat Chris Pine

#3 Revenge for that one time
Garbo Girl vs. DCB

#4 Kawaii Championship
Samus vs. Tolvie (c)

#5 Co-Comm Championship
Hugrule Warriors vs. Unlikely Roommates (c)

#6 Bunny Championship :3
a tree vs. Kylo Ren (c)

#7 LP Superstar Championship
anilEhilated vs. Palpatine

Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/MuOnkluglEOf1d553 vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner

#8 LPFWA Championship
Fred Hope vs. Nuffkins (c)

Main Event: LPFWA Women‘s Championship (Match to unify the timelines????) TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS
Hell-Ena (c) vs. Nadira (c)

#99999 FOIT ME M8????
Maybe.

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

: Good thing I'm used to facing seven other opponents at the same time.

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Wait, am I getting revenge for something? Or am I getting revenged upon?

These storylines became much harder to understand when that Lore Convoluter guy showed up.

*long pause*

Okay, no, I'm a coffee elemental because I transformed out of desperation after I went without coffee for almost a whole day because Dash Rendar stole all the food on the moon. Never mind, these storylines were always hard to follow. I'm gonna go hang out with my friend who is a witch and who may be having a secret love affair with a face-biting demoness, and then after I'll hang out with my other friend who is also a bunny and who one time I punched her in the head a lot and we broke the universe.

And have coffee. So much coffee.

Rather Watch Them posted:

What? Oh right, let's do lunch or something. Hey, you should really get to know Hell-ena a little better. I've been helping her work through her... rage, I guess? I've even let her go into my candle room...

Y'know, for candle stuff.



anilEhilated posted:

: -this thing on? Does the red light mean it's on? Or is it just a cruel joke of the universe, a sound bit of echoing "fuck you", a little blippy middle finger pointed at-

: Okay, it's definitely off now. My security measures have clearly been compromised. They found out I blew up Palpatine. Masterfully executed, of course, except it was fully sufficient to blow up just about anyone with that trapped belt, it just... happened to be the most vengeful asshole within a five kilometer radius. *static sound* Take that, deaf dictaphone of doom!

: Light still red, thing still off. So. Not quite feeling myself lately. Lack of sleep, lack of energy, and I swear those vents are shrinking around me. Last week I was stuck in one for a day. Still. Potential for exploitation is high. Only a mind as brilliant as yours truly could really...

: Championship. Potential to see beyond the veil. To tread where no one has tread before, except for a bunch of lunatics, losers and glorified fanfiction protagonists. Naturally. Privileged position, though: more to see, more to find out, more to remember. Also more to booby trap for security; I wonder if I could turn the dictaphone into one, let me just- *more static*

As I put my genius to work, need to collect my thoughts. Weak. Sleep-deprived. Driven by sheer force of will. This won't do, can't have my - it's not revenge when I blow him up, is it? Can't have my prevenge if I'm weak. I need an edge. I need a way to beat the system.

: I need coffee.

: I know of a treasure trove. Might leave a little something in return. The beautiful thing about this place is that you literally cannot blow up someone who would not deserve it... Come on, you stupid scre- *static*

: What the hell does it mean "speak into the device when the red light is on"?

nine-gear crow posted:

...This is what I get for signing for delivery on unmarked VHS tapes.



Hattie Masters posted:

: Alright friendos! It's time for me to break my vow of silence, since I'm going for the big belt and so I need to talk the talk, not just walk the walk!

: Yeah it sucked being beaten in the Co-Commentator match but damn did it feel good to put on a great show! But after that, I went away and thought to myself, have I gone astray? Have I spent too much time thinking that I was one of the Moon Saviours, and not about Wrestling?

: And so I went to see my old wrestling coach: A bear I found in the woods. And suplexed him until i felt like I was ready to fight again!

: Then I fought a tree. And you know what? IT WAS AMAZING! Trees have always been a respected enemy, seeing as how they are ridiculously hard to suplex and if you try to give them a clothesline you just hurt yourself after a while. But I came out victorious!

: SO LISTEN UP NUFFKINS! I'm going to give it my all in that title shot, so you better be ready. Cuz if you give me anything less than 110% of your all, I am going to beat you so fucking hard you'll be eating through a straw for disrespecting the title like that. But I'm looking forward to seeing you in the ring, friendo!

yerpalhal, post:138, topic:2484, full:true posted:

My brothers in arms thon hugrule warriors let us huv thon match of the night and tear the roof aff the hoose. Win or lose on either side I must say it is a pleasure tae face ye two again not as the jerk i wis when i first arrived but as the warrior who respects ye both.

And if me and Tommy do lose drinks are oan me my friends…but ye’ll huv tae work for it lads. Angus does not buy drinks fir free

Vanderlyle, post:139, topic:2484, full:true posted:

“The Hugrule Warriors will always be ready to throw down with the Unlikely Roommates! Be ready to defend that belt with all you got!”

Results posted:


Scene: Big Show has multiple face and heel turns

#1 Eight-Way Chaos
Flamander vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Majestic Goat-Man vs. Toad vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. D the Destroyer vs. Big Show!
A draw between Goat-Man and D

#2 Singles Match
Woolsey Smythe vs. Thundercat Chris Pine
Thundercat does the scratching post on the black and white man

#3 Revenge for that one time
Garbo Girl vs. DCB
DCB TAKES IT

#4 Kawaii Championship
Samus vs. Tolvie (c)
The too big women clash at THE BIG SHOW and Tolvie wins

#5 Co-Comm Championship
Hugrule Warriors vs. Unlikely Roommates (c)
Oh, boy! A title change! The Hugrule Warriors win their first Championship!

#6 Bunny Championship :3
a tree vs. Kylo Ren (c)
The tree cannot repeat his victory against Kylo. Is this the end for the tree??? Anyway, Kylo Ren wins

#7 LP Superstar Championship
anilEhilated vs. Palpatine
Aaaand, anil wins the title.

Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
IGgy vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
The numbers DID lie. Joe pins Steiner

#8 LPFWA Championship
Fred Hope vs. Nuffkins (c)
WHAT A WAR but Nuffkins cannot be beaten

Main Event: LPFWA Women‘s Championship (Match to unify the timelines????) TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS
Hell-Ena (c) vs. Nadira (c)
Hell-Ena scores both of her falls before Nadira can score one, but the match still felt close fought