Part 29: Lousy PlayStation Ffffffffffffailure, Wrestling Aborted
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #28 - Beach PartyLousy PlayStation Ffffffffffffailure, Wrestling Aborted (nine-gear crow)
divinecoffeebinge: Lacking Pants, Fracturing Wood. Angus!
ZephyrWhisper: Local Performer Fighting With Asslesschaps
divinecoffeebinge: Languidly Punishing Freaky Wiseau's Ass
divinecoffeebinge: Lady Performer Foreplay is Weirdly Arousing
IGgy IGsen posted:
This Saturday we'll have us a Beach Party!
And since the Three-Way was finally defeated we get to pick a new opponent, as well as who gets to try their hand at them.
I also made this for possible future use:
In any case, here's the match card:
#1 8-Way Chaos
Schir vs. anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Bone Pimp vs. Lotus Aura vs. a tree vs. IGgy vs. Stone Cold Boss Man Nakamura
#2 Kawaii Championship
Nadira vs. Tolvie (c)
#3 Singles Match
Yelizaveta RN vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
#4 LP Superstar Championship
Lore Convoluter vs. Toad (c)
#5 Bunny Championship
Palpatine vs. Fruitsniffer (c)
#6 Co-Commentary Title - Hell in a Cell
First oRa vs. Hugrule Warriors
#7 "Grudge" Match - 15-Minute Iron Man Table Match
Angus McMutton vs. Tommy Wiseau
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/j2jSuDK22yhl8SVH3
#8 LPFWA Championship
Goldberg vs. Nuffkins (c)
Main Event: LPFWA Women's Championship
Valerie Easton vs. Hell-Ena (c)
yerpalhal, post:164, topic:2484 posted:
Nae jokes, nar larks, just fifteen minutes o shoving some nice wood doon yuir throat Tommy my mukkar. When i’m done wie ye I am coming fir ye next Iggy and hiding behind yerpalhal and that either handsome fella ye dae the comms wie will nae save ye. As for prat Rendar…i’m gonna dae a reverse lore and decanonise ye frae the lpfwa archives.
noo excuse me i mist psyche myself up…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwaV_YZMIqY
Results posted:
#1 8-Way Chaos
Schir vs. anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes vs. Bone Pimp vs. Lotus Aura vs. a tree vs. IGgy vs. Stone Cold Boss Man Nakamura
Game crashed!!! Woooo!
#2 Kawaii Championship
Nadira vs. Tolvie (c)
Nadira takes the title!]
#3 Singles Match
Yelizaveta RN vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
DCB cannot pin No. 3. Yelizaveta obliterates her. More or less
#4 LP Superstar Championship
Lore Convoluter vs. Toad (c)
Toad beat up on Lore for five minutes, then he fought back. It took 4 F-U-2s and 3 Leg Drops before Lore stayed down for good.
#5 Bunny Championship
Palpatine vs. Fruitsniffer (c)
Fruity 3:16 says "I just hugged yo ass!"
#6 Co-Commentary Title - Hell in a Cell
First oRa vs. Hugrule Warriors
The dynamic duo of Kylo and FAce take the titles once more, but under a new banner. The First oRa reigns supreme
#7 "Grudge" Match - 15-Minute Iron Man Table Match
Angus McMutton vs. Tommy Wiseau
It ended 4:3 in favor of Tommy whose angelic form was too much for the second best Goat-Man of the promotion to handle
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Lotus Aura vs. Shane McMahon
Lotus basically had it but then he stopped doing stuff and pretty much let Shane win.
#8 LPFWA Championship
Goldberg vs. Nuffkins (c)
The only reason I'm putting the fact that Nuffkins wins in spoiler tags is so it's not as suspicious when I use spoiler tags in case he loses. Nuffkins wins
Main Event: LPFWA Women's Championship
Valerie Easton vs. Hell-Ena (c)
Every time these two meet Val wins. But every time it's hard fought. And this time too, Val wins.