Match Card and Results" posted:

#1 Buscus Brawl
The Masked Man vs. Woolsey Smythe
Masked Man finally beats his own losing streak by overcoming Woolsey, who was the one who forced the Buscus on him in the first place

Scene: All right, so... Masked Man rambles something about Plan D, DDD, not dicks etcpp. And then he takes off his mask. So do you remember Pyroi from Season 2? That's him now. Somehow he captured himself in Masked Man's body???? Ah well. Do you also remember the guy who lived in Pyroi's belly in Season 2? He's still here and Pyroi is evicting him... through his mouth into what was formerly the masked man. That's real. That happened.

#2 Z1 B-Block
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Lotus
Goat is beaten after being hit with a Cutter. Some weird transitional move.


#3 Hardcore Tag-Team Match
Garbage Team vs. Konami Kouda and Kara the Punch Wizard
Judging by the odds of the bets no one was surprised that Kara and Konami took the win

#4 Z1 B-Block
Freddie Hope vs. Lore Convoluter
Freddie won, but not without Lore hitting Fred with his own finisher.

#5 Co-Comm Championship
Los Borrachos de Luna vs. 3rd Street Sinners (c)
Okay, so the finish his hilarious. Goat, who's finisher is the MGM (A Cutter), tags in Bone Pimp, who then does a cutter and goes for the pin to win immediately.

#6 Z1 B-Block
Palpatine vs. a tree
They almost wrestled to a draw but in the end it was Palpatine who beat the tree by pinfall

#7 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Minoru Suzuki
When you think of "Capitalist Goat" vs. "Sadist Grandpa" you don't think of capitalism reigning supreme on top of Sadist Grandpas corpse. But it happened. Goat somehow won, very convincingly

#8 Bunny Championship :3
D the Destroyer vs. Nuffkins (c)
This one is a future highlight. Back and forth, hard fought. Elevating the loser almost more than the winner... But Nuffkins won.

Scene: Jeff Lyfe interviews Flamander who still hasn't chosen a challenger for next week's Title defense. Based on D having beat him before and his performance in the match just now he chooses to wrestle D the Destroyer for the LPFWA Title next week at the Wall of Golden Stuff.

And here's the current standings of the Z1