Part 13: First Playthrough - 12 AM

[MUSIC: Greenhouse]



♀: You're sure you're okay Neptune?
♆: Fuck off please we're finishing this god damn bottle and nothing will stop me.
♃: Am I drunk? Am I still drunk? This is hard. I don't get it.
♀: How are you supposed to tell?
♆: This bottle is almost empty and you two are babies and that is a 100% objective measurement.
♆: We are.
♆: That thing.
♀: Drunk!



♀: Wait stop immediately and say that again.
♆: Uhhhhh I mean...Venus is drunk and also hearing things.
♀: I totally wanted Hufflepuff but the quiz put me in Slytherin.
♆: Are you serious. Same.
♀: Oh my god really? But wait I see it. You're just like what's her name...you know...Nymphomania something? The one with the Cool Hair and Intense Expression and the Kind of Gay.
♆: Exactly, wait—
♃: It was Nymphadora.
♆: Oh my god she hates that she goes by her LAST NAME and how the hell are you STILL sober enough to be able to pronounce and remember it?
♃: I'm not drunk.





♆: *whisper*
♀: I don't know—



♀: Okay. Um. Sorry, Jupiter, but Neptune says I'm supposed to hold you down until you drink—



♃: What boo ruined you both are no fun.



♀: Oh my god.
♆: Are you drunk. Is it finally possible.
♃: Ugh. I neeeeeeeeed a seconddddddd.
♆: We did it Venus. Thank you for your support.
♀: That's the power of teamwork and good finding.
♆: 10 billion points to us.



♆: What ARE we playing next.
♀: What a good question!
♃: We already did truth or dare I guess but there's probably something more awful and worse right?
♀: Oh like seven minutes in heaven?

A great example of how uncool I have been my whole life: I have never heard of seven minutes in heaven until I played a video game, of all things, that mentions it.

♆: Oh my god perfect. That is the worst, dumbest idea. Yes.
♀: N-no wait that's not—
♃: I will win.
♀: You can't win it though—
♆: Ahahaha god LET'S.
♀: B-bravery is for that other house...





♀ + ♃ / ♃ + ♆

Who should lose against Jupiter in a nice game of Sharing A Tight And Dark Space? It's gonna be either Venus and Jupiter or Jupiter and Neptune.