Part 6: Quarterfinals
Part 6: Quarterfinals
We meet up at the card shop.






So we go to this new stadium for the finals.






Well, it's cool to see that all of our friends are here!

And inside we go!



Side note: He loses easily.

Five minutes to go!




Bakura seems to be making a lot of excuses



At this point I had no clue what the fuck to do. I think I needed to talk to everyone until eventually the announcer guy in front of the blimps ramp told me it was time to go.

And here he is, Marik finally shows up.




We go into the ship, and they begin this lotto system thing to determine who fights who.

Round 1, Yugi vs Bakura!



I think Joey is talking about their match at Duelist Kingdom, where Yami Bakura put everyone's souls into their favorite cards and Yami Yugi had to duel using them.
Now up to the stage on top of the blimp.











Bakura proceeds to take giant dragon dick right in the ass. Slifer kills the hell out of him.




Yami Bakura passes out.
Now, after each battle, I'll explain what actually happened during any given battle in the finals, as they are obviously different in the game. This one is the only one that is unchanged. Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura dueled, and Yami Bakura used Destiny Board to almost win, forcing Yami Yugi to use Slifer to win.

We're back in here to find out the next matchup.

Oh god dammit.











Now, I really wanted to use Obelisk in this duel, and almost lost while waiting to draw it because of Relinquished, which some of you may recognize as the monster Pegasus used. It basically takes over one of your monsters, and he did this to my Summoned Skull, which fucked me over until I drew Blue Eyes White Dragon on my next turn. I then proceeded to continue to curbstomp him until I got Obelisk.

I used his effect, which destroys all of your opponents monsters and deals 4000 direct damage to your opponents life points. God. Damn.

Mystical Beast Serket is a pretty cool monster, for each monster it destroys it powers up. In real life. I think it can only do it once in this game. Still, it's like Summoned Skull but better thanks to its effect, so it's worth putting in your deck. Except that 279 cost, jesus christ.







That's right, Namu was actually
Now, this duel obviously went differently, because PersonMan wasn't in the anime (he was a background character in the GX manga), this duel was fought by Joey. Joey was the one who originally began to doubt that Odion was Marik, saying that he knew this because Marik was in his head and Odion didn't feel like Marik. Everyone else began to doubt him because he didn't use Ra. Welp, Odion decided to shut these guys up by summoning Ra (well, actually, Marik told him to). Only, his Ra was counterfeit. The real Ra got pissed and smited Joey and Odion. Kaiba declared that the first person to get up (AFTER GETTING STRUCK BY HOLY LIGHTNING) would be called the winner. It was Joey. Odion was in







Odion passes out.






And the Round 3 matchup is;

Yeah good luck with that Joey.


And up top we go!



Joey is then murdered by The Winged Dragon of Ra.


So the Scarecrow uses his Fear Gas to knock Joey out.




Alright, in the anime Marik actually dueled Mai. She used Exchange (or something like it) to switch a card in her hand for a card in Marik's hand. She took Ra while he took whatever. She could have won, but she decided to summon Ra. Welp summoning Ra required the user to recite an incantation which she didn't know, so Marik recited it so Ra came under his control. He then beat her and she

Joey is unconscious and we're all comforting his practically dead body.

I go into the room with Odion and find Marik ready to kill him. Seriously, even in the anime they show Marik pulling the dagger out of the Millennium Rod to kill Odion.


Marik acts like I just walked in on him jerking it or something.


He pushes me out of the way and leaves. After he leaves, I come up with a good burn, but it was already too late...


Yeah no one saw that coming.

Can't you come up with another fucking insult? God damn.

On the roof;


Kaiba sticks it to this woman. That'll show you for trying to get equal rights!



Now, as I said before, Mai dueled Marik in the first round, and as PersonMan didn't appear until season 9, who could Kaiba have dueled? Well, Ishizu made it to the Quarterfinals, and used her Millennium Necklace to
However, Marik's Millennium Rod reacted to Kaiba and showed him a vision of the past of Priest Seto using the Blue Eyes White Dragon. Kaiba then tells Ishizu that he makes his own destiny, sacrificing Obelisk and one other monster to summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon to defeat Ishizu.

So now we're going to the location of the semifinals and finals.

Everyone says a quick one-liner about this place, all you need to know is that it's a man-made island for the sole purpose of the finals for this tournament. So basically it's pointless as all hell.
Well, that's it for the quarterfinals, join me next time in Part 7: The Semifinals!
Tomorrow might break my chain of consecutive days with completed updates, I've got plans that basically span all day and night. However, if I find the time I'll look into that other GBA game someone mentioned earlier.