The Let's Play Archive

Adventure

by idonotlikepeas

Part 31: Chapter 31

TheClassyRobot posted:



Time for a taste of his own medicine.

>kill dwarf with axe

Right on.

quote:


>kill dwarf with axe
I only understood you as far as wanting to kill the threatening little dwarf.


Okay, parser. I don't like you, and you don't like me. But the nice people have one simple request; they want to murder a dwarf with an axe. It seems like we should be able to find some way to make this work. Now let's try that again, shall we?

quote:


>throw axe at dwarf
You killed a little dwarf! The body vanishes in a cloud of greasy black smoke.

> l

On East Bank of Fissure
You are on the east bank of a fissure slicing clear across the hall. The mist is quite thick here, and the fissure is too wide to jump.

You can see a dwarvish axe here.

>

You guys... you guys... VIOLENCE WAS THE ANSWER!

And now I guess we can confidently state that all dwarf issues are taken care of for all time.