Part 14

You know what bugged me as a kid? When you'd be reading a choose-your-own-adventure book, and you'd take one path, walk right up to someone...



And bam, crows out of nowhere. So next time, you decide you're not gonna be a chump, give him a fire extinguisher to the face...



...and you get to look like a schmuck. Ah well. At least this path isn't fatal.