Part 62: Chapter 62
I guess this is why I've never been spelunking. Everything I try fails!
Well, your attempts so far have involved crying, dancing, tantruming, implied pedophilia, and attempted suicide. I think that would be a memorable cave expedition, at least.
Lets take the low road N.
That goes to the dead end, so I'll assume you meant sou...
Go anti-north from west end of hall.
At West End of Long Hall
You are at the west end of a very long featureless hall. The hall joins up with a narrow north/south passage.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all different.
Well, you're all boned. See you later!
...alright, alright. See, here's where we run into a problem. Watching a group of people collectively attempt to solve an almost featureless maze with non-reversible exits and delays for 1-8 hours in between moves is the antidote for fun. So we won't be doing that. I'm going to show you what's on the other end and we can all get on with our lives.
You are in a maze of little twisty passages, all different.
The fun begins; you can't even get back out going the way you came in.
You are in a little twisty maze of passages, all different.
You are in a little maze of twisting passages, all different.
Dead End, near Vending Machine
You have reached a dead end. There is a massive vending machine here.
Hmmm... There is a message here scrawled in the dust in a flowery script.
Here you go. Does anyone want to point out the method by which one could legitimately solve this maze? Also, what shall we do in this room? (When we're done here, say which of the other exits I mentioned before that you want to go back to and I'll do the grunt work.)
There is another maze in this cave, incidentally. I'll have a couple of historical notes when we get to that one.