The Let's Play Archive

Akiba's Trip

by Nyaa

Part 1: Demo

Demo of Things to Come


The district of Akihabara, the land of Otaku, the Mecca of Anime.


I am a secret agent tasked with the extermination of monsters known as Vampires. Today, we go hunting.


Hehe, yeah! He’s an idiot and I will suck him dry… I know right? Hehehe!


Target sighted. I don’t even need the vampire scanner to know she’s a blood sucker. Proceed to taunting protocol.


Yes, I bump her several times. Taunting her to make her take the first strike against me in public so that I can claim self-defense. Totally not because I am a pervert who enjoys doing this.


Good, she has taken a fighting stance.

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN!?


OW! This bitch punches my knee! She definitely knows how to fight! No doubt an elite vampire!


I will expose your skin under the sun! Your clothing will protect you no more!


BEHOLD! THE ASHING DEATH OF A VAMPIRE!


Stop right there! You pervert scum!
Office, wait! It’s not what you think! Just look!


GYAAA~! HENTAI!
PUT YOUR HANDS UP WHERE I CAN SEE IT!
Oh my god! A pervert! GET HIM!


-- Scream omitted --


The cop pulls my corpse out of the brawl and arrested me. I gladly comply with the law.


Ma’am, please believe me! There is a great conspiracy in the district of Akiba, and I am a secret agent working with the government to hunt down vampires!
Yeah, yeah. Fill out your name so we can begin your silly story.