Part 1: DemoDemo of Things to Come
The district of Akihabara, the land of Otaku, the Mecca of Anime.
I am a secret agent tasked with the extermination of monsters known as Vampires. Today, we go hunting.
Hehe, yeah! Hes an idiot and I will suck him dry I know right? Hehehe!
Target sighted. I dont even need the vampire scanner to know shes a blood sucker. Proceed to taunting protocol.
Yes, I bump her several times. Taunting her to make her take the first strike against me in public so that I can claim self-defense. Totally not because I am a pervert who enjoys doing this.
Good, she has taken a fighting stance.
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN!?
OW! This bitch punches my knee! She definitely knows how to fight! No doubt an elite vampire!
I will expose your skin under the sun! Your clothing will protect you no more!
BEHOLD! THE ASHING DEATH OF A VAMPIRE!
Stop right there! You pervert scum!
Office, wait! Its not what you think! Just look!
PUT YOUR HANDS UP WHERE I CAN SEE IT!
Oh my god! A pervert! GET HIM!
-- Scream omitted --
The cop pulls my corpse out of the brawl and arrested me. I gladly comply with the law.
Maam, please believe me! There is a great conspiracy in the district of Akiba, and I am a secret agent working with the government to hunt down vampires!
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