Part 4: French Bread
Hold on, got an email.
Mission: Head To The Akihabara Vigilante Corps Hideout
Im starving, gotta get some food.
The clerk greets me with enthusiastic boredom. She knows I am one of those Otaku bargain buyers who horde their money for anime products. Shes correct.
The cheapest food item is the French Bread. It will do.
Thanks for coming.
I will visit the other places later. I got a date to attend.
The world map. Only one new place is unlocked, but first
I got tired of holding that bread, so I sling/stick it to my back. Now I am prepared for any social event without going hungry!
The backstreet Ah, shes at the right corner.
Is that a baguette on your back!?
You never know. Ration. Self-defense. Anything.
What do you mean self-de-
Suddenly, a random event npc interrupted my date.
Wait, is that a French bread on your back?
Whatever, you have money?
3) I can give you my clothes.
Are you mocking me! Die!
That hoodlum took out an aluminum pipe; I took out my French bread in response.
OW! Now youve done it, asshole!
Secret Technique of French Toast Lord -
Au Revoir no Wee Wee!
OUGGH! You stabbed me! With a French bread!
It's called baguette.
This silliness took awhile.
Both his shirt and pants are flashing red. That means
What the heck!? HOW!?
Screw this! I am out of here!
Hey, you left your pipe Told you to take my clothes.
Now, where were we? You were asking something?
Nevermind. Lets go.