Part 1: In the beginning...
"Master Blaster" is a duo that appears on the movie Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. The small one is the smart one of the duo and commands the big strong one and...
"Blaster Master" is a game released on 1988 for the Nintendo entertainment system (NES). I and my other 3 brothers played this game almost religiously but we never managed to beat it. It would take the advent of save states when I was finally able to beat the bloody game.
Chapter 1: In the beginning...
: Good morning Mr. Frog! How are you feeling today?
: Well quite dashing actually! Say, you don't look French to me nor do you look like a amphibian enthusiast. So, why do you want a frog for?
: For biology class, of course!
: Wait! Come back Mr. Frog!
: Sorry to leave you boy. Sadly I'm... err... needed else where.
: Mr Frog! Don't jump into that radioactive container!
: What container?
: I feel strange...
: I got the need to join an evil mutant empire on its quest to conquer the world!
: Tally-ho! See you later boy
: MR. FROOOOOG!
: Don't worry Mr. Frog! I'll save you!
: HOLY MOTHER FUCKING AWESOME!
: Today is going to be an awesome day...
: A really, really awesome day!
: Damm right it will be!
Next time on LP! Blaster Master: My Tank is Smart.