Part 2: My tank is smart.
Chapter 2: My tank is smart.
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: Plasma energy charged, Proton power secured, Supper Y-Alloy armor repaired, Game system on, Anti-matter engine OK, Tronium engine full drive, Hydraulics OK, NOS system full, Jacket Armor PURGE, Phat Rims OK, T-Link System full contact, psycomu systems offline, souls of the dead... offline, Potato Cannon loaded and ready for action.
Anything else?
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: Ludicrous speed go!
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: Aye! Ludicrous speed, ENGAGE!
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: Did I mention that this cave ends in a sheer cliff?
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:
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: Did I mention that its not a tall cliff?
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: You are one fucking helpful navigational computer.
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: HA! Easy for YOU to say that, you weren't sealed in a fucking cave for 15 years!
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: Yeah, whatever. Look I'm looking for a frog, his name is...
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: Finish that sentence and I'll fucking gut you. Anyways watch out for that...
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: cliff...
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: Oh well..
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: JACK LIED TO ME! ALL THOSE HOURS DRIVING THE TANK IN GTA...
LOST.
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: Good thing I also played Mario!
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: Oh look! I'm one more in the pack! Weeeeee~
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: HAY! Focus, we have a world to save.
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: A frog you mean.
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: Look kid, I could care less about you...
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: Oh Goddamit.
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: heh
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: WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT! I was just washed.
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: By "just" you mean "15 years ago" right?
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: Sure, go ahead! Hurt my feelings too you dick.
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: Oh look stairs, go down them.
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: But I'm already protected.
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: Actually, there is nothing that can protect you,
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: from the terrible secret of space.
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:
Pausing the game while the death animation plays and unpausing it causes said animation to glitch.
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: :golgo:
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: Hmmm, grabbing two of those gun shaped circles made my gun stronger.
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: I wonder what happens when I collect a few...
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:
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: Thanks for the gun.
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: I know you would like it.
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:
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: Well boy, from this point onward you need to go on your own.
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: what
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: Sorry kid, tanks weren't made for swimming you know. SO I'm gonna shut down for a bit, k?
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: Hey great.
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: Whose great idea was to install AI navigation computers on tanks?
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: DON'T FORGET TO BRING ME AN UPGRADE!
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: Fuck you, your manufacturer, your mechanic, your mother and the horse you rode in...
Bloody machines.
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: OH LOOK AT ME! I'M A FUCKING SLOB THAT SHOOTS A SHITTON A BULLETS EVERYTIME YOU FIRE. NOW I'M FUCKING USELESS TANKS TO PLASMA.
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: guh~
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: Mr.Frog! Are you in there?
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: You must be the human the frog talked about.
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: WHERE IS MR.FROG?
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: Why are you struggling human? Can't you see that we are the aphex of evolution? Can't you give in to the change?
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: Who cares about that? I want MR. FROG!
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: So be it human! If you want to find your pet, you will have to KILL ME!
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: OK!
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: GAH.
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: MAY THE PLUTONIA EMPIRE LIVE...
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: FORev
er....
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: So the pathway to perfection is truly laden with explosions..
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: I wonder if this is what the fucking tank wants...
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*victory music*
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*pause*
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*victory music... again*
I and my brothers used to do this to annoy the hell out of each others or to brag about killing difficult bosses.
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: Where the fuck could that frog be?
Next time on LP! Blaster Master: My tank can shoot blocks.