Part 10: Romero Picking up Chicks
slowbeef posted:
Aw yeah.
I'm imagining Romero drunk at a bar, explaining to some girl, "His name is Hiro - which in Japanese is pronounced Hee and Ro. See? It's a throwback to the fact that he's a hero."
"Interesting. What's your name again?"
"John. John Carmack, nice to meet you."
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So I made his last name Miyamoto in a tribute to Shigeru Miyamoto, famous Nintendo game designer.
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....you don't say...
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Oh yeah, because I'm dropping references like bombs on Hiroshima. So anyway, baby, wanna suck it down?
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WHAT?
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Come on, lemme make you my bitch.
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That's it. I'm calling the cops.
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Yes ma'am, is this guy bothering you?
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What are you talking about? I made this whore the offer of a lifetime! If she can beat me in a game of Quake, I will make her my love slave as well as lead map designer on my next game!
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Uh......can I see some ID here?
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Sure thing, officer.
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This doesn't even remotely look like you, sir.
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Uh....it was taken a long time ago.
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I hate you so fucking much, Romero.