Part 10: Romero Picking up Chicks
I'm imagining Romero drunk at a bar, explaining to some girl, "His name is Hiro - which in Japanese is pronounced Hee and Ro. See? It's a throwback to the fact that he's a hero."
"Interesting. What's your name again?"
"John. John Carmack, nice to meet you."
So I made his last name Miyamoto in a tribute to Shigeru Miyamoto, famous Nintendo game designer.
....you don't say...
Oh yeah, because I'm dropping references like bombs on Hiroshima. So anyway, baby, wanna suck it down?
Come on, lemme make you my bitch.
That's it. I'm calling the cops.
Yes ma'am, is this guy bothering you?
What are you talking about? I made this whore the offer of a lifetime! If she can beat me in a game of Quake, I will make her my love slave as well as lead map designer on my next game!
Uh......can I see some ID here?
Sure thing, officer.
This doesn't even remotely look like you, sir.
Uh....it was taken a long time ago.
I hate you so fucking much, Romero.