The Let's Play Archive


by Proteus4994/Suspicious

Part 29: Mishima's Hideout

John, we need to talk.

We've talked in pretty much every update we've done. What are we going to talk about, how you update like once a fucking week?

Touche. No, we need to talk seriously.

About what?

We're coming to the end of this LP, and I'm a little disappointed in you.

Look, I already told you before we even started this, dude. My sexiness was going to overshadow you. It's just the way it is.

Yeah, that's..........not it at all.

You want to thank me for giving you the experience of your lifetime?

Not quite.

What then?

We've gone through almost this entire game, John, and you have been completely unrepentant over what has turned out to be one of the worst games I've played in my life.

Why should I be

Repentant. Apologetic. Sorry.

Yeah, why should I be that? Look, I've tried to make it clear, and I'll try one last time. Daikatana is an expert FPS whose diversity of weapons and monsters was well ahead of its time. Just because of the fact that we were limited by Carmack's piece of shit Quake II engine doesn't mean that the qualities that made this game outstanding aren't still present. You would do well to remember that, and if you can't understand what makes this game great, then that's your problem, not mine. I'm confident in my work and I stand by Daikatana even today.

Yeah, I figured you'd say something like that. That's why I decided we're going to need some help here.

Help? What are you talking about?

John, we need to talk.


(to be continued)

Mishima's Hideout (Google)
Mishima's Hideout Outro (Google) (Filefront)

Mister Different

(Sorry for the delay, folks.)