The Let's Play Archive

Dawn of War II

by Coolguye and TheLastRoboKy

Part 39: Mission 15

“Commander, we are now prepared to assault the Black Legion stronghold upon Aurelia and defeat the enemies before us. We will first need to clear a path through Youtube (Non-Polsy) or Blip (Non-Polsy) before we may begin our major assault. With faith in our duty and fury in our hearts we shall prevail.”

“Also Jonah, did I win the bet?”

“*Ahem* It was Martellus who was the traitor.”

“Hmm. I am quite surprised by this development”

“What? Another one of you is doubting my purity?”

“Apologies Sergeant Avitus, I had my bet on someone else. I did not mean to make you think I doubted you.”

“Oh... well, I'm honoured that you trusted m-”

“You were way too obvious.”

“Excuse me everyone, I'm going to go blow up the Litany of Fury's gellar field generator with my mind.”

“Dismissed, Sergeant.”

“I hesitate to ask Captain Angelos, but who did you think was the traitor?”

“Ancient Thule was my bet.”

“Really? I didn't even know he was on the table.”

“But why Captain Thule?”

“A great deal of things have been going missing from the armoury as of late, and many coded transmissions. Both the access to the armoury and the codes bore Captain Thule's personal signature. It had aroused my suspicions. I am pleased to be wrong, though saddened it was Martellus.”

“Worry not... Captain Angelos... my pursuits in acquiring ordnance... were for the good of the Chapter... and its future... a plan I set in motion not long after my confinement... to this sarcophagus.”

“What do you mean?”

“I have completed... rigging Avitus' toilet to... detonate... when next he sits upon it.”

“Little bastard... has had it coming... a long time now.”

New Content



New Flamer Acquired
Swift Flamer

New Lightning Claw Acquired
Gilroy's Proof


New Power Armour Acquired
Undying Armor of Grayan

New Dreadnought Armour Acquired
Vigiles Arcanum

New Terminator Armour Acquired
Conqueror Dreadnought Plating

Even though by all accounts we still have some content to put up for this thread afterwards, I want to reiterate my thanks to everyone for their voting in this thread, and your contributions to discussion and making both myself and Coolguye laugh.

Retribution will be next, but that'll come once we finish showing off the other kill the traitor missions.

I would also like to say that as long as this episode is I cut out twenty minutes overall. It's actually only 45 minutes or so of actual mission with another 20 of ending sequences and credits! I did think about splitting it up but honestly I couldn't really think of an ideal place to do it, so I just let it all hang out like Ulkair's belly button.