Part 9

Read the thread, dumbass


Oh neat Reina somehow survived a rocket launcher, falling off a cliff, and drifting in a big river for who knows how long. On top of that, of all the people who could have found her, it was Albert.


Um, about that castle...



Who's here?


Santa Claus? Is is Santa?


You're not Santa!



This makes, what? Three castles? Four? For one island with a single, weaksauce king.






Nobody ever learns in these games.



That seems kind of silly, if you ask me. Not the suicide part, the leaping. Who leaps anymore?


I'm not going to explore that whole "emotional release" thing any further.


What is the most repeated phrase in the Deception series? Survey says:



Congratulations, Norman! You've won this delightful video! / Backup



What you're not seeing is a trap door just at the base of those stairs. You also didn't see the ninja guy fall into it.


Twice.


This girl is a lot easier than the bombers in Kagero. Her bombs have a lot less explosion range, and she never used a poison gas bomb once.


Look at that torch roll!


And she blew herself up! Hooray!



Mmmmaaaaybe.



"FROM YOU, OK?! I learned it from watching you!"





"Your arms are just so squeezable. I can't control myself."
















"...have this bizarre urge to rhyme"



"So don't have a cow. OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!"




A lesser man would have used that as a chance to make a comment about her chest. But not Albert.






"Yes, cursed. You know, a magic or hex that causes misfortune?"
"I don't get it."
"I'm going to have to get you a book some day."


Again, a lesser man would use this as a chance to make puberty jokes at Reina's expense. I am not such a man.






Might not want to get too close, Albert. Reina's like the angel of death in this game.


New emblem!

That should come in handy next time, when Reina takes on the world.