Adam and Noah? ...pretty lazy on the naming there, guys. "Hey, the bible has some good names! Eh, this is a lot to read through. Let's just go with names from the first book for now."
: "That's us!"
: "Thank goodness! We have been waiting for many hours."
It's not like you have anything better to do, I'm sure. You guys don't even get HBO over here, do you?
: "I am Nicanor, from the Ecology Emergency Network. I am your contact with the tribes in this region."
: "Yes, I remember your fax. Is something wrong?"
: "Yes, we have a problem with the supplies. Mail is uncertain, you know."
Mail...is...what? Didn't we bring the supplies with us? I'm confused.
: "Let's check it out! Son, look around but don't go far."
Yeah don't go out and save an ecosystem again because you really worried me last time.
I want ice cream!
"Do you mind -- we're on a break! So, like I was saying to her, you gotta be nuts if you wanta go live in the jungle again...Do you mind? This is private!"
Gab gab gab. It's the same in every country.
Time to go explore this random third-world country now. By myself. Nothing unsafe about this.
Oh, hey, it's that douche again.
: "Get a move on, Gonzales! I want to get to camp in this lifetime."
Ahahahahaha. The biggest virgin of the rainforest.
: "I'll say it slow -- get the stuff loaded and let's get out of here!"
: "Yessir. DIDJA HEAR THAT? EVERYBODY HURRY UP OR YOU WON'T GET PAID!"
The funny thing is that no one on this screen actually responds to this, so I just assume he's yelling to himself.
"Hey kid, hold up a second!"
Jesus now what.
That's either a bird, or a giant blue thumb. Gotta love early 90's graphics. Crysis, this aint.
: "Good day, my young friend. I see you are just off the boat."
Good guess, considering I'm one of four white guys we've seen so far - one of whom is a pompous douchebag and the other one is floating away on a balloon right now.
: "It was a plane, actually."
: "Hahahaha! you are most humorous and clever. I am seeking a person such as yourself."
So that I can drug you and sell you to the third-world sex slave market or possibly sell your organs.
: "Well, I find I must sell this parrot. It is very sad. I have owned him since he was an egg. But I must feed my family. I would feel so much better to sell him to a kind little boy like yourself."
...or I guess he wants to sell me wildlife. Whatever.
: "If, of course, you have enough money."
: "How much?"
: "How much money do you have?"
: "I don't think I should answer that."
Very perceptive, seeing as how he could knife you at anytime.
: "As you wish. Do you want to buy or not? If you want to buy, just give me your money."
...that looks like a dollar. A dollar and fifty cents. It's not even the right currency.
: "What a coincidence! Exactly the right amount. Are you a mind reader, kid?"
: "I doubt it. Can I have the parrot now? Or do I call my dad?"
: "Here, little one, go to the boy. I'll miss you."
At this point, the bird bit him.
: "Why, you miserable lump of feathers! I should have eaten you!"
: "Never mind him! Fly home!"
What do you mean home? He just sai that he raised the bird from birth.
Well...that was a waste of a dollar fifty.
: "You crazy kid! Do you know how hard it is to catch those?"
...oh. I guess he was lying after all.
: "Hey, I bought him. Do you want me to call my dad?"
He'll knife Al Boreland too, dude. Stop with the lame threat.
: "To be sure, it is your parrot, my young friend. Do what you wish. Have a most excellent day."
So now we have no money and no parrot. Fortunately, I think Adam's smart enough not to get into any trouble in this strange new land.
God damn it.