Part 29: Chores of a Wizard Lizard
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Last time, we were told to go deal with some Hlaalu assholes. So let's do that!
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The place we're looking for is west of blah blah blah and we're here. There. I just saved you at least three screenshots of cutting ashlanders in half.
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The invading force? Women in sack cloth.
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Guess who won.
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Deeper in, we see some skeletons. Whether they were summoned by Hlaalu forces or they're just part of our poor, desperate Telvanni's hobbies is never explained.
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And a Dremora, I guess.
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By this point I've cleared out most of the place, looking for where the hell the last woman's hostile-NPC-cry came from and wondering why Telvanni wizards need jails. Oh well, let's check in with our wizard!
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Free scrolls! These summon a daedroth for a whole two minutes, twice as long as usual!
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For those of you who were wondering, the last assailant locked herself in jail.
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Back to Vos!
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We're rewarded with a staff that compensates for its useful soul trap enchantment by having the attack power of a staff.
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Next, the quest every gamer wants to be tasked with -- negotiations!
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This quest requires you to know that House Redoran is somewhere in this building.
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This seems like the place...
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But no, the Redoran councilor I'm looking for isn't in here.
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Yes, it falls to you, the player, to figure out that the councilors are just fucking around in their houses.
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Then you need to search these gigantic houses for the correct person and say things to them. While suffering from a headache with people watching TV ten feet away from you, preferably.
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For our efforts, a glove that we'll never use because the gloves we already own are way too good to ever remove.
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"This time you have to press a button!"
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Somewhere along the way I raid some ruins...
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And traded a corpse some useless shit for a motherfucking hammer.
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It may be a bit hard to tell, but that little door leads to Shishi.
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This time, the people without armor are the ones that are already dead.
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And the invading forces know how to dress like evil robot lizards.
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Well, that's nice and obvious.
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Twist the skull and a trapdoor appears that wasn't there before.
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Mission complete!
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Now, let's go see about our kickass wizard tower.
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Cute, but it's not done yet.
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Well thank god. We wouldn't want to go on an adventure for our wizard tower or anything.
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Great! I'll just catch an extra-long wizard nap, then.
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Nowhere near inhabitable, but a bit better. Let's let Llunela know.
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See, that's more like it. The gold we have, of course.
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To arms!
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But of course it turns out to be one of those two-room dwarf fortresses. At least that was easy.
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Hot damn! Two straight weeks of sleep oughtta be enough for the tower do its thing.
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I...what.
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Fuck it, I'm going on vacation. You better be a tower when I get back.