Part 54: Part Fifty-Four: Going Nowhere
Part Fifty-Four: Going Nowhere![](1-FFVIII_12338.jpg)
Well, by the grace of God, I managed to make a party.
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And now I can drive the Garden around. These are the controls; they're kind of weird, since you need to either use the left stick to steer and directional buttons to move or the left stick to steer and right to move.
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Over here is the hole where Garden used to live, and the rental car I ditched on my way back there.
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The next story destination is Balamb, so we're not going there today.
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Our first stop is FH.
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Now that the old guy is gone, I can grab some Full-Lifes. Full-Life is the hot shit for HP junctioning, just behind Ultima. One day I'll probably get 100 for everyone, but today we'll start with 5 for Squall.
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This guy has nothing more to say.
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But at least someone likes us.
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Boatman's got the latest on Edea: she's bad.
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But here? It's good.
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Also, the Master Fisherman skipped town while we were at the show, I guess.
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While we're here, we can get a line on a sidequest from our man Grease Monkey.
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Before we leave, let's check this FHorums thread, about a guy who wants to fuck the Sorceress.
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Peace out, FH.
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Yeah, we do. It's "right here, to talk to the Garden crew."
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Well, it's more like it's stopped again.
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Library.
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Congratulations, Benchman.
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By visiting the library with Zell in our party, we can get a scene.
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The Library Committee... looks like someone's books are overdue.
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Whoa, what? I didn't sanction this.
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Jesus Christ, just because we drove out the administration doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.
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Well, we weren't doing anything important anyway, I guess.
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Zell, this isn't a hard question.
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...Why is there a dialogue option for this?
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Alright!
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They're really shorts, Zell.
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It's a good colour.
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I'd like to say that pink was canon, but I think I actually went with red.
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Question 2 on the Zell pop quiz.
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There's more of a canon answer to this one, but you know we're going through all three.
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If you say fish, these girls tell us about the tasty Balamb fish.
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But I mean,
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Zell will talk about hot dogs to anyone who'll listen.
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Well, I'll tell you right now: Zell hates girls who read.
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Just say it, Zell. Say you love girls who are illiterate.
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Hey! You can't demote me now, motherfucker!
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See ya later.
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Well, that was enlightening.
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Also, this guy just got here and already wants to leave.
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There's one thing left to do around the place.
Dr. Kadowaki: Oh, me...? I have nothing to do with the CC group. I was the CC group King for a long time, but I passed the position over to another girl 4 years ago.
Congratulations on losing, I guess.
Dr. Kadowaki: Oh, you want to know who she is? Sorry, I can't tell you. Look for her yourself. You'll probably find her soon, now that you've defeated the 4-Suits.
Wow, thanks.
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Well, after such a big day, I need a nap.
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Oh, what the hell is this?
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DOORS!
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Wait, did you change specifically to tell me this? Or are you only the King when you're wearing the uniform?
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I dunno, girls have been breaking into his room in the middle of the night all game.
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Oh, you mean cards.
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Fuckin'... might as well.
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I can't believe you got all dressed up and broke in here to lose.
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I won, though. I have defeated all CC people.
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Hey.
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Quistis, being a high-ranking member of the CC Group, has a rare card. In this case, it's Gilgamesh, which can be refined into something very useful that we might see way down the road. Stay tuned.
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And with that, we'll be off again!