Part 8: Sins of the Fathers 8: Casa Des CazanouxPart 8: Casa Des Cazanoux
So, we need to talk to the old bat. I suppose we could just go to her house, right?
Oh yeah, any of those options would work, wouldnt they?? Well, might as well take the direct route and admit that Gabriels writing about Voodoo
And theres our hint as to how to get in, and were very lucky that Cazanoux is nearly blind. Because now we have to go to Church.
Welcome to beautiful St. Louis Cathedral, or more specifically, The Cathedral-Basilica of Saint Louis, King of France, a very real landmark in NOLA, and is in fact the oldest Catholic cathedral in regular use in the USA. And, the designers did a fucking fantastic job in rendering it too:
Well, for shits and giggles, first lets visit the confessionals. Just because.
Oh yeah, we gotta hear this.
Ive had a lot of women, Father.
A lot? More than ten?
More than twenty?
More than forty??
Son, I dont think this is a matter for a priest. I think you need a good therapist.
Ok, that was pretty awesome. Ok, on to the main event.
That door on the far right? Thats our target. Why, you ask?
Oh, it just happens to be where they keep all the clerical garb. Yeah. Were stealing a priests clothes.
I cant resist black.
OUR HERO!!! Big hand of applause ladies and gentlemen!! Oh, and we can check out the mirror for one other hint:
I love my hair.
Indicating that we need to go back to St. Georges and get a jar of hair gel from Gabriels bathroom. Back to Casa des Cazanoux!
So once there, we put on the priest outfit
All right, but this is private.
And that being done, we now slick back Gabriels hair
The things I do for my art
And Voila! But theres still something missing, although its not in our control. Do you want to guess what it is? Take a minute to think about it, then check the following spoiler:
IRISH-CAJUN TIM CURRY!!!
Oh yes, Gabriel adopts an Irish accent that would make the Lucky Charms Leprechaun blush in shame. The Leprechaun from Leprechaun In The Hood thinks he should tone it down. But enough of that, lets Interrogate the old bat!
And she is a loony one. Over the course of the interrogation, we learn that evil people can send snakes to attack people in their dreams so she doesnt sleep anymore. There are one or two interesting tidbits though
What can you tell me about St. Johns Eve?
St. Johns Eve! Mais oui! I used to love the St. Johns Eve mass at St. Louis Cathedral! Of course, it is also a night of great wickedness worse than All Hallows Eve! They will corrupt anything, Father!
She also intimates that she knows something about cabrit sans cor but refuses to say anything about it unless we know what it means. Also, she seems to more about Marie Laveau, but won't tell us, presumably not until we can tell her what cabrit sans cor' means. Cockteasing bitch.
Well thats all we can do with her for now, so join us next time as Gabriel Goes To School!