Part 41: Beast Within 20: Be Vewwy Vewwy Quiet...We're Hunting Wycanthwopes.Part Twenty: Be Vewwy Vewwy Quiet...We're Hunting Wycanthwopes.
So where were we?
Oh right. Well, nothings changed in the upstairs, so lets go back down.
Hey, someone started the fire up. Good, I hear those Bavarian nights can be chilly. One second.
Bavariiiiiaan Niiiiiights, like Bavariiiiaaaan daaaaaaaaaaaaays .
Sorry, had to get that out of my system.
Checking out the fireplace has Gabriel steal the matches, which will go well with our little oil lamp. Time for some more explorin.
Oh come on, this was clearly daytime. Sierra, was it that fucking hard to do a day-for-night shot?? Lets check the barn.
Theres either a horse whinnying, or Gabriels asthma is acting up.
At any rate, Ill take those. To the right of the barn
Well, that was a quick trip to the center of the woods. Lets check out that bare patch to the right.
Orange-ish mud, and a bigass paw print. Von Zells been busy. Um, lets go south.
Kaaaay. To the right?
Um I AM SO LOST.
*Phew* okay, were back. Try again, I guess?
Okay, after some more blind wandering, were at some sort of ravine. Gabriel just comments that he cant cross it. Back to wandering.
Another dirt patch. Hmmm .
Orange clay, and a bigass pawprint.
Surrounding the pawprint are a bunch of thorns. Good thing we grabbed those clippers!
Gabriel attacks the thorns like Edward Scissorhands cousin with Parkinsons.
Behind them, a cave.
Upon entering, Gabriel complains about an odor. Theres a smaller cave we can go in .
Now someone else complains about the smell. No, seriously, I dont know who the fuck said it, but it wasnt not-Tim Curry.
Well, we light the lamp and we can see
Oh, double shit
Oh, Triple shit. Gabriel fucking bolts it.
Although he stops in the outer cave to blow chunks for a moment, and I cant say I blame him. BACK TO THE LODGE! SAFETY IN NUMBERS!!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?!?
Nowhere else to go, we turn to our trusted bro, Von Glower, and lead him to the cave. He checks it out, seeing the bodies
but no sign of Von Zell.
Gabriel tells him that Von Zell is a werewolf and gives him the total info-dump on the plot .except assuming that Von Zell is the only werewolf, of course.
Von Glower glowers. Really, theres no other way to put it. And it turns out that he was fully aware that Gabriel was there looking for the Huber girls killer. How? Not a fucking clue.
But he tells Gabriel that theyll hunt Von Zell tonight.
And naturally, when hunting a werewolf, you want to polish your rifle to a mirror sheen for .reasons.
Von Glower has loaned Gabriel a spare outfit which in his words makes me feel like fucking Lord Byron.
The horse disagrees.
Von Glower sets the plan, Gabriel is to stay close to him, and hell do the killin, once they corner Von Zell at the ravine.
The horse calls Gabriel a pussy. No, really, it sounds like it.
Also, note that were apparently still in Von Glowers bedroom apparently. Von Glower does something.
And almost instantly, Gabriel loses sight of him.
However, Gabriel does at least remember the five pound magic charm he has to protect him from things like werewolves and spirits, and whips it out.
Good thing too, because theres a ridiculous looking CGI wolf there!
THE POWER OF GABRIEL COMPELS YOU!!
The wolf slinks off.
But Gabriel makes a wrong turn.
And things dont go too well.
FIRST DEATH SCREEN! In these games, that usually means that youre on the home stretch of sorts.
So lets try that again.
This time, we make it to the ravine.
But the wolf tackles Gabriel and the Talisman goes flying. Hes truly a tribute to his ancestors.
Von Glower shows up, but refuses to take the shot, tossing Gabriel the gun.
So, while making the dumbest face imaginable, Gabriel plugs the wolf center of mass.
But Gabriels got a little problem of his own now.
And enjoy this shot of naked Von Zell.
Von Glower helps Gabriel back to the lodge, while Von Zells ass winks obscenely at us.
NEXT TIME: Will Gabriel succumb to the loathsome lycanthropy? Will Grace observe the obfuscated opening that hides Wagners wolfy opera? Will I stop talking like the 66 Batman narrator???