Part 7
as you can see i have an ungodly amount of ammo its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and im all out of chewing gum and also bubble gum
i run into two crabheads but they are no match for me and my new shotgun. its power is discombobulatingly devastating i could see his muscle tissues collapse under my shotgun blasts force. it's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm
boom motherfucker
thats just marvelous
this next part was pretty much gay. i couldn't figure out how to get to the ladder and it turns out you need to push the boxes together and jump on them
i thought i was playin halflife2 not the legends of zelda hahahahahha
god i hate vents so much in case you didnt know
god damn scientist. they never drop any ammo when you kill them
HOLY FUck
JESUS CHRIST A FUCKING TURRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too bad for it i got the ultimate weapon: the shotgun
GOD DAMNIT SHOTTGUN WHY DO YOUR BULLETS NOT HIT IT
WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME SHOTGUN
well i should be okay if i just hide behind the boxes down there
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!
god damnit why are you doing this to me
okay maybe i can deflect the bullets with my crowbar
SWING GOD DAMNIT GORDAN
GOD DAMNIT ANIME YOU'VE LIED TO ME FOR THE LAST TIME