Part 4: Special Episode: Breaking Felyne News part 4
"Will it Cat?" Special Episode: Breaking Felyne News part 4
Hello thread! I am back from vacation, got a welcome home present in the form of the Cold From Hell. I haven't felt up to doing commentary. Next update is edited and ready. It's just waiting until I can utter a full sentence without hacking up a lung. In the meantime, the FNN crew is here to fill us in on our Hunter's Hub progress.
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Welcome back to Felyne News Network, with your hosts Purregrine,
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and Meowltese!
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On today's edition of Felyne News Network, we're going to Nyalcon with her latest report from the Hunter's Hub.
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Nyalcon here- and my faithful nyamera cat Zelda, reporting to you again from the Hunter's Hub. We still have Key Quests, Villager Requests, and Prowler Quests to take care of.
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Liquidypurr was unavailable this time, so I put in a call for volunteers to help us. I waited at the bistro for someone to answer my request.
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And that was when I met up-and-coming Prowler Holly and her Palico Phoenix.
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That name sounds familiar. Can't put my paw on why...
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As luck would have it, Holly needed to do many of the same Key Quests we do, so she volunteered to help us. Many paws make light work, as they say.
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We enjoyed our pre-hunt meal,
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and set off in search of our quarry.
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Our purr-ey was not to be taken lightly!
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I did my usual.
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Holly proved herself to be a capable ally.
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She even managed to get us some extra loot! Extra loot is always a-purr-eciated.
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Once again, my trapping skills purr-oved useful.
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Easy peasy.
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Fine work, as always, from our star FNN correspondant!
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Well said, Purregrine. Let's see what our intrepid friends tackled next!
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I knew this next hunt would be dangerous, but I believed in us!
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We had a good team. I knew we could do it!
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You can never have too many of these.
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Good call, Nyalcon! Those will be useful for upgrading the lab.
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Indeed. We're getting to the interesting stuff now, to boot.
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The Brachydios was a tough customer, as expected.
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Holly and I covered each other's backs.
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In the end,
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second verse, same as the furst.
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I almost missed the extra loot Holly got fur us.
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One again, I was very a-purr-eciative.
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Next up, another Key Quest, and another very dangerous meownster.
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And a Capture quest, no less! Better hope Nyalcon and crew don't kill it by accident.
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Oh purr-shaw! Nyalcon captured her last two targets. Surely she can do the same for this one!
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Go ahead, punk, make my day!
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And take tha- oh no!
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In my defense, the lousy thing never limped! I think I made it too angry with my expert taunting...
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These things happen, even to purrfessionals!
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Yeah, meownsters will not limp away when angry, and Glavenus is... often angry.
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It's not quite as humiliating as failing a Prowler quest because you killed the target instead of breaking a specific body part...
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Mee-yuck! Don't remind me about those!
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We did get something good out of it, at least...
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For a given definition of "good."
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We fortified ourselves once again before our next attempt.
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This time, we were more careful.
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Even so, the stupid thing still didn't limp! I had plenty of spare Gauge, so I decided to throw caution to the wind and try laying a trap.
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Turns out, yes, it was capture-ready.
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Stupid Glavenus.
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At least it'll get to live out the rest of its short, painful life in the Arena.
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I hope it gets poked by many angry hunters. A lot.
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I bid farewell to Holly for now so I could collect our quest rewards. The Moga Chief's Son was very happy to see us.
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Whatever you did, that rumbling's stopped. That's a relief and a half. Now, have you taken a gander at the
Blue Cutthroat included in your Quest rewards? I slipped that in there for ya! Consider it a token of my gratitude for your hard work. Take it to the Smithy and tell him to make you somethin' cool with it!
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Oh no. Don't tell me...
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It's a good thing you took care of it, or things could've gotten pretty hairy for the village! Thanks to you, everyone in the village can go on livin' in peace.
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In case you were wondering, yes, the reward is
another of those useless human things!
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Ugh, I mew it!
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Next, I went to collect our reward for dealing with that Astalos.
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In fact, I think the most electrifyin' afro in the world just got even more electric! And thanks to you, the ultimate afro is now complete! Right on!
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You got me all choked up. But our communication transcends words. And the work we've done here today will live on forever in the hall of funkateers! Yes, even if I leave this place, our alliance will groove on for eternity! That's how it is, baby!
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As long as there are squares left in the world, I'm sure we'll meet again! Stay gold!
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Yes... thank you, my good sir.
... I'm not even sure what we got as a reward for that, but I bet you a pound of Felvine it was more useless human stuff. Anyway, moving on! That's all I have for you today. This is Nyalcon, signing off.
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Thanks, Nyalcon! We're not remotely done with Key Quests, so we'll look forward to her next report.
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That Holly seems like she's going places. I hope we'll see her again.
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Oh, one last thing before we sign off. Nyalcon sent word that she recruited another brave and helpful Palico for us!
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This is Wolf, a Beast Prowler. He mentioned something about Fox and Falco already being here, so he might as well join up too. I guess those three have a history.
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Seems that way. Anyway, thanks for joining us today, viewers. Until next time, this is Felyne News Network, signing off!