The Let's Play Archive

Riviera: The Promised Land

by Didja Redo

Part 36: The End

One month after Hector's defeat...

Stop picking at it!
Fia. It is cake. Picking at it before it gets served is the whole point.
Cierra! How are those steaks coming along? I'm starved!
Not long now. I need a little bit more heat, just to seal the...
...oh dear.
..."oh dear" what?

Don't panic. This is manageable. It can be managed.
Excellent. By all means, manage it.

Moments later...

Cierra, there are many things I would call this...and I can assure you, some choice words do come to mind...but "managed" is not one of them.
The important thing is that nobody got hurt.
Someone still might. I haven't decided yet.
So. Would this technically qualify as a housewarming party?

(This is what life is going to be like from now on, you know. This is "normality".)
(You think you can handle that?)
Eh. Killing gods was too easy anyway. I think it's about time I challenged myself.

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i wish to god i'd never referenced that song because i have never been able to fucking handle it

i'm gonna go cry hysterically now